Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » Best of Me Symphony #83

Is up, over at The Owner’s Manual. Below are the contributors this time around:

Conservative Cat: Confused Americans for Truth – Pie a la Liberal

Watcher of Weasels looks at The Undiscovered Country.

Multiple Mentality reflects on just how expensive Girl Scout Cookies have become

ROFASix: Afraid of “more” Democracy in America.

The Owner’s Manual presents: Homeopathetic

Pratie Place: People having no fun at Disneyworld

Give Me Liberty, from Big Picture, Small Office.

TFS Magnum: Police confiscating legally owned firearms.

Why is Tony Blair so coy about Iraq – of his government’s decision to kick Saddam
Hussein out of power? – The Liberty Cadre

It’s Not A Joke -Shiloh Musings.

The Smallest Minority: Kelo v. New London in Slouching Towards Despotism.

Mean Ol’ Meany: Free Money at the Two Dogs Cash Bar!

Chainik Hocker: Dem Bums

Right Wing Nuthouse: History vs Heritage.

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Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » Wilbanks – WOE IS ME

Number of blogs referencing this twit, even though her 15 minutes are up (OK day lee is guilty as sin on this one too).

I know, I already commented on this over at the GOC, but it bears repeating. Only because tonight as I’m flipping through the news stories on TV her bug-eyes come on the screen, big as life as she tells Katie Couric,

“I had a bottle of pills or I had the bus ticket,”

I wish I was there that day, amongst a crowd of people, so we could all stand behind her and chant, “Bottle of pills! Bottle of Pills!” like when the crowd shouts to contestants on The Price Is Right.

I know. I’m so mean. Stupid bitch!

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Oprah Winfrey denied at Hermes, all you can eat buffets

Come see Tom play J-E-O-P-A-R-D=Y!

Tom Cruise is foaming at the mouth…someone shoot him, quick!

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Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » Weird Searches of the Week

OK this is two days late, I like to post these on Sundays but uh…. I’ve been busy.

No more no more no more no more
OK I’m not sure if this person was looking for the lyrics to Ray Charles’ “Hit The Road, Jack” or if the person was just demanding NO MORE! So I’m just gonna go the Puppy Blender route and simply say, “Indeed.”

dickweed band
Whoo hoo! They’re on tour! *flicks my lighter* Wtf is a dickweed band?

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Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » Missing in Paradise – my take on the disappearance of Natalee Holloway

The news surrounding this woman’s disappearance is a painful reminder that we as American adults need to be more involved in children’s lives (yes, they may be 17 & 18 but they are still just kids) and we need to be ‘hip’ to what is going on at all times.

I cannot even believe that (even though Aruba has a reputation of being a ’safe’ and ‘friendly’ and ‘low key’) it is ANOTHER COUNTRY! I am a 32-year old woman and I once went on a working convention where all staff were grouped into team, each team having a leader. All the team leaders had to know where each of his/her team members were at any given moment, and leader was given a cell phone. And we were in the US, and all working, responsible adults! To think that these chaperones attending this high school class trip were in their hotel rooms sleeping while these kids were out galavanting in night clubs (on foreign soil no less), is beyond my mental grasp. I can’t understand why there was not at least 1 adult with them that stayed til the ‘last call’ hour at that bar, where Natalee was seen leaving with a non-member of the group.

It is high time parents stop ‘respecting’ teens privacy and holding onto the whole ‘treat me like an adult’ nonsense in such situations. If I was one of those chaperones and saw her trying to walk out the door with a strange boy (who’s not part of the group and is a local, no less), I’d march right up to her and demand to know who this person was and where did they think they were going? Back to the hotel, that’s where. Say goodnight!

I’m sorry to sound so harsh but when you go to these tropical islands and beaches, places like Mexico and such, they may be relatively laid back and low key but come on, any person who has traveled these areas (or has watched MTV spring break in Cancun on TV) will tell you that the beaches and clubs in these places are full of shady characters, all crooked as a barrel of snakes! And who leech on–like flies to manure–to our blonde (and otherwise) American girls.

It has been widely held here in the states that Aruba has not been handling the case as well as we might here in the U.S. But there is a key here that people in Aruba are not telling, but rather showing, every day. They say it’s safe there, that the crime is relatively low. Well, perhaps it’s not! Maybe it’s just relatively unenforced and maybe the dingbats that run the communities down there just have a tendancy to turn the other cheek when it comes to many things. I personally have a hard time believing that anyone who upholds the law (Law. That’s reaching…what law?) down there knows what they are doing or even really cares! And the fact that the Aruban officials & news media ‘cannot comment on’ this or that, just pisses me off.

I’m also of the opinion that it makes no sense that they arrested people a week AFTER suspicions were raised, giving all these idiots a fair amount of time to get rid of evidence, straigten out stories amongst each other, and whatnot. At this point, I highly doubt that this woman is even alive (God forbid) and it pains me to know that once there is a recovery (if ever) that the case may never be solved insofar as linking any crime to a person.

I also do not understnd for the life of me, why they let the boat DJ go? I guess I just had this theory that perhaps someone used the party boat guy as a connection to do something awful like get rid of a body. And of the people who have been let go? They all say “Yes, I’m free now and it’s because I’m innocent.” Why haven’t any of them said, “Yes, I’m free now and it’s because I’m innocent. And I’m going to go now and offer myself to the family to help in the search.” And Van Der Sloots parents? Why–the whole time he has been in jail–have they not offered to help at all? And the locals? What are they doing to help? Even if they can’t. I don’t seem to be hearing any word of any offers at the very least. It makes no sense. Something is fishy and not right.

Then where there is help, the Dutch and Netherland officals don’t want it! These bastards come fly in to the island just to preside over the prosecution of these suspects and boss around the U.S. Marines and others that come in from our country to help do searches with high tech equipment. Now we have leagues of America’s finest, just sitting around on their asses with boatloads of sonar and other high tech tools that could possibly recover the Titanic and nothing can be done about it.

I’m just really disappointed.

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Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » This is a fun site

You should really check out Catch27.com.

You could win a PS2 or a Digital Cam or an iPOD. I’m only doing it to win something…it’s full ‘o whores and teeny boppers and assholes

named Brad with 47 pieces of metal on his face but hey it’s worth the prize.

Plus I have another blog over there and I rip on all of them LOL

Come check it out…..

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  • Now he’s really lost his mind! – 2005

Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » Now he’s really lost his mind!

This dickhead’s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that.

What’s worse, there’s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, every time his words go past his immediate audience and blow over to hit the rest of the country.

It’s apparent that he not realize that without people dying for this country, he would not have such freedoms. He certainly does not deserve to practice them.

Telling people it’s O.K. to kill your own can not be allowed to continue. Personally speaking, since there’s not much to be done (i.e. having him fired) I think we should all bitch about this to death, until someone in charge over at UOC will do us all a favor and finally de-pants this asshat. This type of thing should be considered crime and someone needs to put him, along with people like Hanoi Jane, in a locked dungeon and then throw away the key.

Until then, let’s all slowly torture him by sending him spam at: Ward.Churchill@Colorado.edu

Credit for the video link goes to Trey Jackson, and thanks to Teen Patriot for the e-mail addy.

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Well, my friend and her husband went back home today…they came up from WI to visit over the weekend.

On Friday they went to the Brawl of America for their 5-year old son’s b-day and then Saturday night we all went over to their hotel to party a bit. It was nice. We reminisced a bit on old times and whatnot, smoked too much and drank a little.


Have I ever mentioned that “Triumph” the Insult Comic Dog, is one of my very favorite, of all TV personality animals? Yes, indeedy…everything, to him, is “For ME TO POOP ON!”

My horoscope for today says:Your mood should be quite good, dear Aries, and you will find that in general, people will adapt to your lead. Keep in mind that this also indicates that they will probably be more likely to fight back. You may have the tendency to lean toward the bizarre and unconventional. The route to take is the one that fosters diversity and revolutionary thinking. Be a pioneer in every situation you encounter.

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1. Do you have any tattoos? If no, why not and what would you get if you did get one. If you do have one or more, tell us how you came to get it, and why you chose the design you got inked with. No tats, never, ever. Ever. My fiancee wants to be covered in them. His loss. I like my skin the way it is. Expression? Art? Sure. Just not my way of doing it )

2. Has anything ever happened that caused you to believe, or disbelieve, in a Higher Power. Sure, every once in awhile I get the notion that there IS A GOD, because how else can you explain the wonderful, mysterious ways of nature? How else can you explain a sunset? A thunderstorm? A forest full of creatures and all of the sounds they make, their ways of survival, and things they are up to? A new life in a womb, developing its own tiny little teeth, hairs, cells, wrinkles, and even fingerprints? FINGERPRINTS! How the heck else do you explain that?

3. Have you ever seriously considered, or even attempted, suicide? Not ever, ever. I enjoy life to its fullest. Sure, we all have bad moments or even bad days, every now and again. To me, life is way too short. A blink of an eye. Seems like just yesterday I was 15, and the yesterday before that, 5. I’m now creeping toward 30! I am the girl who can barely go to bed because I don’t want to miss a SECOND.

4. Has anyone you have known committed suicide? Not personally.

5. This weekend you and I are going to the nature park for a picnic. I’ll bring the blanket and make all the arrangements. You pack the picnic basket. What’s inside? A pupu (Hawaiian word for snack mix) bag full of norimake (seaweed-wrapped rice crackers), wasabi peanuts (peanuts covered with dried Japanese horseradish paste, and yakko arare (spicy rice crackers), some Ahi, poke (Hawaiian sushi) or some California Roll made with crab or tuna, with lots and lots of wasabi and soy sauce, and for dessert, chocolate covered Macadamia nuts. YUM.

6. Have you ever been mad at God for something that happened (or didn’t happen)? Yes. I was very mad at God when my Grandmother died in July 2000. I was very mad at God when he took a my friend Shannon’s baby girl, Samantha who was not quite 2 years old. I am very mad at God just about every day when I think of my dad and how sick he is.

7. Describe someone that is no longer with us. Tell us about that person. My Grandma was the most down-to-earth person in my family, who we lost in July of 2000. We always could count on her to provide us with a laugh, a good story, a great meal, and unconditional love. She had a way with handiwork, I have a million things in my apartment which she had made for me and given as gifts over the years. She had faith in all who she loved and always saw the good in me, even when I was bad. She was almost everyone’s best friend and if you needed something, she saw to it that you were taken care of completely. Her wit and wisdom were traits that shone clear through to everyone who met her. I miss her every day and wish she would have been alive to meet James and see that we were happy together.

BONUS: Who are you? I am me. I am no one else. I can be a crybaby, a bitch, a lazy slob, an impatient brat, a geek, an argumentative person, a procrastinator, a loner. I’m also an independent woman of 29 who has just recently realized her dreams in life and how to go about achieving them. Very happily engaged to a Big Dreamer and Thinker, who sees that his daily task is to love and please me (how wonderful is that?). I’m someone who never forgets a name to match a face, a shared memory between friends, a birthday, a favorite ’something’ of a loved one. I’m a sister, a daughter, a bride, a best friend, a leader, a builder, a seeker, a comforter, a lover.

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