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That’s right. You heard it here first, folks!

I have been using SimonDelivers.com since March of this year, ever since I moved 3 blocks out of St. Paul and into the suburban utopia that is Maplewood.

I ordered about once per month up until June, when finances got pretty tight…

Using the service to have my groceries delivered to my door was super handy and convenient not to mention time-saving.

I used to have to go grocery shopping by getting on a bus and skipping town (since my local Rainbow is closed).

Although I felt that the extra few dollars here and there was well worth all the trouble of having to haul a bunch of food home. It got pretty spendy compared to just shopping at the store.

I got an email today from SimonDelivers, officially stating that over the next two weeks, they will be doing their LAST and FINAL deliveries. They are saying that it’s due to the state of the economy, “including the spike in food and fuel costs”.
Here is an online version for those wanting to know the nitty-gritty:

http://www.simondelivers.com/article.asp?ArticleID=1614

It’s going to be one tough, hot, chore-filled rest of the summer, for me.

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