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<\/p>\nOkay, so this normally gets posted on Sunday\u2026sorry I\u2019m a bit late this week. I did the same thing last week too! Geez. I should just start doing it on Mondays then eh? Well, here are my WEIRDEST search requests for the week\u2026<\/p>\n
has two penises
\nNo, I don\u2019t. I have none, actually, being that I\u2019m an anatomically full-fledged female. But there\u2019s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does.<\/p>\n
+divorcing crack addict
\nThere are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein I foresaw Michael Jackson\u2019s marriage to a crack-addicted Macauley Culkin but apparently someone was looking for advice on how to divorce<\/i> a crack addict though. I\u2019m guessing it would be easy. Why doncha just take away Tyrone\u2019s crack? Done like dinner.<\/p>\n
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annette benning academy
\nThe Annette Benning Academy of Acting: We teach you how to get nominated for Oscars and lose to the same actress twice in 5 years!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay, so this normally gets posted on Sunday\u2026sorry I\u2019m a bit late this week. I did the same thing last week too! Geez. I should just start doing it on Mondays then eh? Well, here are my WEIRDEST search requests for the week\u2026 has two penises No, I don\u2019t. I have none, actually, being that … <\/p>\n