Crap.<\/p>\n
NBC is causing me to procrastinate. I\u2019m sure they\u2019d love to hear that. Dateline had me glued to the couch and then even the blasted local news. Heaven help me, I have no time tonight to be sittin\u2019 in front of the toob.<\/p>\n
Um yeah. Sunday was Earth Day. Happy belated Earth Day. Didn\u2019t go out with much of a bang at my house, since it was cleaning and washing day.<\/p>\n
Saudi Arabia banned Pokemon?, At least that\u2019s what Conan said. He said it was because of a conspiracy to overthrow some gov\u2019t thing. I didn\u2019t catch all of it but damn, NBC is even interferring with my blog. Double crap.<\/p>\n
I felt kinda sick today, from the time I got off work until about an hour ago. I\u2019m sure it was what I ate today. That and diet Coke. I used to drink about 3 cans a day for about 6 years. Since December I have only been drinking iced tea or milk with my meals. I drink one big 16 oz cup of coffee per day plus water all day. So yesterday and today, just because I had no iced tea available, I drank two cans of diet Coke. Two on Monday, two today. I have just endured the most awful abdominal pains tonight and I\u2019m convinced it was the Coke. That shit will give anyone instant gas problems.<\/p>\n
Plus my stomach felt like crap too. For lunch, I usually have soup from the deli in my building or I bring a salad from home. The soup was already gone by the time I got to the store so I settled for one of these. Don\u2019t EVER fuckin\u2019 eat the Santa Fe Rice & Beans dish w\/vegetables. I about died today. I was sure it wasn\u2019t an appendix problem, \u2019cause they say the pain is on a certain side of the body, whereas this was in the middle. Plus, appendicitis is accompanied by a fever. Or so I read somewhere. I have this big book of women\u2019s health crap that I got from the Rosie O\u2019Donnel website (for free) so I should double check on that.<\/p>\n
Then I get downtown tonight after work and as I\u2019m waiting for the bus, it starts to POUR. Just buckets. So I head for the bus station shelter and dig a book out from my bag and begin to read. The next thing you know, a whole pack of loud-ass thug types comes waltzing in to throw dice, smoke weed and holler at the tops of their lungs, about what in particular? Who knows. All I know is it pissed me off that people can\u2019t even wait for a bus in a room and have it be at a certain level of quiet. This was a TOTAL invasion. And as for the weed, do that shit at home, like the rest of us! So I had to go stand outside and get soaked. That\u2019s when the abdominal pains came shooting in, every few minutes or so. I was sooo ready to strangle someone. Then this complete jerkface guy comes up to me, out of NOWHERE, and starts chatting me up. I was just about to go postal at that point. I ain\u2019t tryin\u2019 to be sociable with no damn body at no damned bus stop. fuck. the icing on my friggin\u2019 cake. Don\u2019t even get me started on the idiot girl on the bus with her Range Rover-sized stroller and big mouth. I\u2019m positive she was about 17 and she was telling her girlfriends about how her high school class was playing the stock market. \u201cWe were doing it online, and with real money!\u201d She says, with enthusiasm. Well of course you were doing it with real money, you bimbo. I can see it now: Ameritrade is now accepting Monopoly Bucks!
\nok\u2026on to business<\/p>\n
The most Bizarre<\/strong> record album covers<\/strong> of all time.<\/strong> Here you\u2019ll find \u201c\u2026images of strange & beautiful vinyl record sleeves from all times & places.\u201d Two thumbs up to the creative and original categorization! I love it.<\/p>\n Dot com laid-off workers turning to porn for cash and speaking of smoke\u2026<\/p>\n Where there\u2019s smoke, there\u2019s fire<\/strong> The Dalai Lama to visit Twin Cities,<\/strong> *ahem*<\/p>\n Unruly\u2019 sisters force plane to land Crap. NBC is causing me to procrastinate. I\u2019m sure they\u2019d love to hear that. Dateline had me glued to the couch and then even the blasted local news. Heaven help me, I have no time tonight to be sittin\u2019 in front of the toob. Um yeah. Sunday was Earth Day. Happy belated Earth Day. Didn\u2019t … <\/p>\n
<\/strong>High tech-blessed geeks now succumb to working for online porn industry, getting paid to digitally cover nipples for porn site home pages and other fun stuff. The LA Times says \u201cHustler is looking to dispossess dot-com types to beef up its Internet enterprise, a \u201ccash cow\u201d that will be expanded from 60 to 75 employees in the next six months.\u201d and Larry Flynt is expecting them \u201cto play a big role because we\u2019ll be looking for the highest quality people\u201d. Ah, boys, it can\u2019t get better than this. Go after your dream techie job and go home happy every night too. Light up a smoke.<\/p>\n
\nI\u2019m surprised this wasn\u2019t covered on my local news station on t.v.The Minnesota group of these kids were downtown St. Paul this morning, standing on the corner in front of the Radisson Inn, holding up their big \u2018TM\u2019 sign and hollering and going \u201cWhoooo!\u201d. Every time cars went by. All these kids were about 16 and white, and well, not very big or scary looking. I had a hunch they wouldn\u2019t last very long, since they were standing right across the street from the area of town where thugs and other assorted creepy individuals tend to gather, to catch a bus or to smoke a roach or fight with \u2018they baby daddy\u2019 or generally cause a commotion. A few menacing-looking young urban fellows came by and blew smoke in their faces. It was sort of funny and I couldn\u2019t stay and observe too long because my bus had pulled up.<\/p>\n
\nOr so I heard. The Tibetan community here is very excited. OK Tibetan people\u2013you can stop shouting and clapping now!<\/p>\n
<\/strong>\u2018Unruly\u2019 my ass! I saw the video of these two and uh, they appeared to be beyond incorrigable. Here\u2019s an idea! Get drunk on a plane to China and start arguing with your sister, who is just as mean-tempered as you. Real smart. China\u2019s what\u2013like a 10-hour flight from CA, right? That plane had to turn around HALFWAY through the trip. I\u2019d have been pissed. The news said the other passengers were somewhat compensated with a free night\u2019s hotel stay and a \u2018glacier tour\u2019. If I was on the flight with these bitches, I would have demanded more than that. Say buhh bye to your big modeling career dreams, chickies. Dumb fucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"