20) The cucumber has left the salad.<\/p>\n
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.<\/p>\n
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.<\/p>\n
17) You\u2019ve got Windows on your laptop.<\/p>\n
16) Sailor Ned\u2019s trying to take a little shore leave.<\/p>\n
15) Your soldier ain\u2019t so unknown now.<\/p>\n
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.<\/p>\n
13) Please bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.<\/p>\n
12) Paging Mr. Johnson\u2026 Paging Mr. Johnson\u2026<\/p>\n
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.<\/p>\n
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!<\/p>\n
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.<\/p>\n
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!<\/p>\n
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.<\/p>\n
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!<\/p>\n
5) Mr. President, you\u2019ve got your fly set for \u201cMonica\u201d instead of \u201cHillary.\u201d<\/p>\n
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction\u2026<\/p>\n
3) You\u2019ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.<\/p>\n
2) I\u2019m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
\n..and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped..<\/p>\n
1) Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis !<\/p>\n
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20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You\u2019ve got Windows on your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned\u2019s trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain\u2019t so unknown now. 14) Quasimodo needs … <\/p>\n