{"id":131,"date":"2006-06-26T20:36:14","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2006-06-26T20:36:14","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:36:14","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>This man has TWO penises!<\/b><br \/>\nYou heard me right. In one of my email newsletters yesterday, they published this:<\/p>\n<p>As many people know, men tend to think that the bigger their penis is, the more masculine they are. I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard this some time or another. Well, since we deal with a lot of freaks here at the Way Weird, I met another freak this past Sunday in Boston, MA. I was scheduled to interview Charles Grampier, the only known man who can actually make a sandwich using his gluts. He cancelled on me, but told me to call his brother Randel. I met up with Randel, and the first thing he did was pull down his pants and told me to look at his penises.<\/p>\n<p>During an interview, Randel said that it has always been difficult for him to meet women having a \u201cTwo headed bloodhound that craves female city meat.\u201d Randel also stated that he wanted help finding a female who would be interested in dating him, and he wrote the following message to you ladies out there:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello you sweet gals out there. I have been born with a treasure, not of gold, but of flesh. Where most men only have one single member, I have two. It is very difficult for a man with two gentle penises to find a woman that will want to date him because they think he\u2019s a freak. I can give you women the same as a one penised man can, and obviously, even more. I also like to back pack, hike, play piano, and write poetry. If you want to date a man that will hold you when you are sad, and will drive you to work in the morning, then please contact me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Okay ladies, if you would like to meet Randel Grampier please go to www.twistedhumor.com and click on <b>Way Weird<\/b> so you can write to them and they\u2019ll make this match making process a reality.<\/p>\n<p><b>I\u2019ll be damned. They are actually taking letters!<br \/>\nOkay that\u2019s all I\u2019ve got for now\u2026I\u2019ve got to get back to work. Yes, WORK.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>buhh byee<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This man has TWO penises! You heard me right. In one of my email newsletters yesterday, they published this: As many people know, men tend to think that the bigger their penis is, the more masculine they are. I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard this some time or another. Well, since we deal with a lot of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=131\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}