{"id":132,"date":"2006-06-26T20:36:27","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2006-06-26T20:36:27","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:36:27","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Happy belated <b>3rd Birthday<\/b> to my blog!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.userland.com\/weblogsCom\/images\/dayleeweblogscom\/hobo3rdBD1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nOkay, so that\u2019s not my cake. Or my dog. But it was the best I could do. Besides, I didn\u2019t get paid til today, and this was all I could afford.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway\u2026Like I was saying, happy belated birthday to my beloved Day Lee blog, seems like only yesterday I was\u2013HOLLL DDUP! Who dat little whore blowing out da candles on my blog\u2019s cake??!!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.userland.com\/weblogsCom\/images\/dayleeweblogscom\/pow0029.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bitch betta recognize. Look bitch that is MY motherfuckin\u2019 BLOG\u2019s cake and you kin gitcher damned greazy paws off it!!! (ps- hey you guys\u2013anyone know how the cake turned chocolate all of a sudden?)<\/p>\n<p>UGH.<\/p>\n<p>some people\u2019s kids.<\/p>\n<p>As I was saying\u2026seems like only yesterday I sat down to write my first entry.<\/p>\n<p>and here it is: <b>THE VERY DISGUSTING BEGINNINGS.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy your Thursdays, people. More later\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Happy belated 3rd Birthday to my blog! Okay, so that\u2019s not my cake. Or my dog. But it was the best I could do. Besides, I didn\u2019t get paid til today, and this was all I could afford. So anyway\u2026Like I was saying, happy belated birthday to my beloved Day Lee blog, seems like &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=132\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}