{"id":135,"date":"2006-06-26T20:37:14","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=135"},"modified":"2006-06-26T20:37:14","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:37:14","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need to hurry up and get out of this house. My PC is hooked up in my room but with no internet connection. So I use mom\u2019s. Once she saw me nodding off in front of PC (who of you hasn\u2019t done this?) and so now every time she walks past the room and I\u2019m sitting still here, waiting for a page to load, she is accusing me of sleeping. I\u2019ve got better things to do, lady.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to hurry up and get out of this house. My PC is hooked up in my room but with no internet connection. So I use mom\u2019s. Once she saw me nodding off in front of PC (who of you hasn\u2019t done this?) and so now every time she walks past the room and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=135\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}