{"id":143,"date":"2006-06-26T20:40:46","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2006-06-26T20:40:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T20:40:46","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Because I\u2019m bored off my fat ass tonight:<\/strong><\/p>\n

You are Bender. (Judd Nelson) You\u2019re the rebel ofthe group who likes to make fun of everyone<\/p>\n

else.<\/p>\n

Which Breakfast Club Character are you?
\nbrought to you by Quizilla<\/p>\n

OH\u2013and um\u2013if you are younger than 24 you have NO BUSINESS liking, enjoying, talking about or posting about \u2018The Breakfast Club\u2019<\/em>, \u2018Less Than Zero\u2019, \u2018Fast Times at Ridgemont High\u2019<\/em> or any movie for that matter, or novelty, or any damn fool thing that came out during the 80\u2019s just because you paused, while channel surfing, to gawk at AN EIGHTH OF AN EPISODE of VH-1\u2019s \u201cI Love The 80\u2019s\/I Love The 80\u2019s Strikes Back\u201d, which does not qualify you as having really \u2018grown up\u2019 during that time period, thus having no frame of reference, and cannot fully appreciate the merits of such things.<\/p>\n

Okay, so I\u2019m a little hard on these kids. That would be like my mom yelling at the top of her lungs that I am not allowed to like Buddy Holly or Gene Autry or whatever\u2026 and speaking of old weird shit, have you checked out Boy George lately? HOLY CRAP he\u2019s got like this ugly ass kooky carousel typa shit look going on. On top of his head he\u2019s got like a giant spider\u2019s legs dripping down or whatever and then a bright blue band across the eyebrow\/eye area and then wtf? A chinstrap type fake beard thingy? I mean\u2026I thought his shit was trippy back in the day but whoah\u2026<\/p>\n

Ugh.<\/p>\n

I hate when I get my monthly bill I feel all weird in my gut like I don\u2019t know if I\u2019m way too crampy or if it\u2019s gas bubbles, hunger, what. It\u2019s all fucked up.<\/p>\n

Work was okay. It\u2019s just work. It\u2019s going to pay the rent.<\/p>\n

But I\u2019ll be damned if I\u2019m going to do the dishes AGAIN. I sure as heck don\u2019t want to see then lying there in the sink anymore. If worse comes to worst, I\u2019ll be hauling them into the bedroom to place them on his side of the bed tonight. You\u2019d think that, hearing me bitch and moan at least twice a month how I\u2019m so tired of being the one who always takes care of the dishes around here, that someone would get sick of that and do something about it.<\/p>\n

But no.<\/p>\n

Not bloody likely.<\/p>\n

I have nothing else to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Because I\u2019m bored off my fat ass tonight: You are Bender. (Judd Nelson) You\u2019re the rebel ofthe group who likes to make fun of everyone else. Which Breakfast Club Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla OH\u2013and um\u2013if you are younger than 24 you have NO BUSINESS liking, enjoying, talking about or posting about … <\/p>\n

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