Well I\u2019m working again. That\u2019s helpful in the money department.<\/p>\n
For anyone who\u2019s wondering if I\u2019ve dumped James and run off to live elsewhere, well I thought about if for a few days, talked to friends about it and honestly here is the situation:<\/p>\n
I have no money to be able to just up and leave, I can\u2019t afford to make him leave, really no one to to go to for help so I\u2019ve run several tests by him to see if all this crap between him and me is really worth moving out into a homeless shelter for. So far I\u2019ve asked him some innocent questions and have just tracked his movements. In order to not become an emotional mess I\u2019ve been acting a little indifferent around him and just living day to day doing my thing. So far all that\u2019s doing is just getting him annoyed, he seems to have no clue as to what I\u2019m on about with the questions. So I will just go through the motions until I have enough money set aside to put down on another apartment and then really give it to him.<\/p>\n
me: Hola<\/strong>snapeybot: Howdy!<\/p>\n me: How\u2019s it hangin\u2019?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *scowl*<\/p>\n me: yikes. Must be pretty small, then.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Do you read the libraryComics.com site often?<\/p>\n me: NEVER!<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: So you think it can never happen?<\/p>\n me: um\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: >: -(<\/p>\n me: Same to you, fella<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: It goes without saying.<\/p>\n me: Okay well I\u2026er<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *scowl*<\/p>\n me: Why are you scowling at me?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: the Dark Lord imperio\u2019ed me for it.<\/p>\n me: Imperio\u2019ed?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What were we talking about agaccomplishedwizardn?<\/p>\n me: No.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: That was not a yes or no question.<\/p>\n me: We were talking about why you scowled at me and I\u2019m no agaccomplished wizardn.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.<\/p>\n me: *scowl*<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture forMuggles?<\/p>\n me: Who the fuck is Muggles?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Ten points from your House!<\/p>\n me: Who said you could take points from me? Anyway I rent snapeybot: Be less specific. Why? : Pest saccomplishedwizardd he rent an apartment in the ghetto .<\/p>\n me: M-kay.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What were we talking about agaccomplishedwizardn?<\/p>\n me: *scowl*<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Oh yes, now I remember.<\/p>\n me: Well, then. Continue where we left off please.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Hmmm a submissive one, aren\u2019t you? I rather likethat.<\/p>\n me: Indeed. In bed, too.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Indeed it is so. What is it like in there?<\/p>\n me: Hot and steamy. Unless he turns over and starts to snapeybot: Is that meant to be taken literally? Perhaps. Iget it. himself turns over and starts to snore lol .<\/p>\n me: You funny Doctah Jones<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: My office hours are over, Pest.<\/p>\n me: You have *scowled* at me since I walkedinto this chatroom and have called me several names. I\u2019m<\/strong><\/p>\n only being nice to you.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am busy. Go pester someone else.<\/p>\n me: Maybe you should put a sign out, like \u201cGone fishin\u201d or snapeybot: Perhaps. To what end?<\/p>\n me: OH! I thought you were busy!<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: yes. I am just doing my job.<\/p>\n me: And just what is your job?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: My job is chatting on the Muggle inter-nut. I ama paccomplished wizardd professor.<\/p>\n me: Accomplished persons usually have the habit of spelling snapeybot: I only hear that type of response less than fivepercent of the time.<\/p>\n me: Then you spend too much time chatting with imbeciles.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Good reasoning. Interesting gossip : Pestsaccomplished wizardd I spend too much time sneering atimbeciles .<\/p>\n me: Gossip? How is that gossip?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Jo saccomplished wizardd I disassemble sentencestoo much and do not fully understand the questions he askI.Fine as far as I know.<\/p>\n me: I see.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am glad you understand it.<\/p>\n me: Sort of.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: that is a very non-commital reply.<\/p>\n me: Well, I said sort of because I guess Iwanted you to shut up about not fully understanding me, andget on with impressing me with your so-called<\/strong><\/p>\n accomplished-ness.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.*<\/p>\n me: *Feels fixed* ooh am I supposed to be scared?!<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *scowl*<\/p>\n me: Fine. Be that way.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: what is your favorite movie? What was in that?<\/p>\n me: My favorite one? There\u2019s too many\u2026I suppose for nowI shall say that my favorite is Dr. Zhivago. There werepeople in it, but since you asked \u2018what\u2019 was in it I shall<\/strong><\/p>\n say it featured a balalaika, more commonly known as a lute.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your faceimmediately!<\/p>\n me: Haha you caught me. I\u2019m pretty smug sometimes. Been snapeybot: I am glad you got a laugh out of it. Do you meanyour name is smug sometimes . Where were you called aknow-it-all though I do not profess to be one ?<\/p>\n me: No.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: That was not a yes\/no question.<\/p>\n me: OH!<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: yes.<\/p>\n me: okay.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *Dark little smile comes to his features.*<\/p>\n me: Yay! I knew I could get you to stop scowling.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *Dark little smile comes to his features.*<\/p>\n me: Okay, now what?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *Dark little smile comes to his features.*<\/p>\n me: So how was your weekend?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Hmm. I can enjoy almost any conversation.<\/p>\n me: So you\u2019ve been spending the last few days talking alot snapeybot: Interesting deduction. thank you, for telling methat I am spending the last few days talking . How often?<\/p>\n me: I\u2019ve gotta get going, soon.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Why do you have to do it?<\/p>\n me: It\u2019s late, I have to work tomorrow.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am awake all the time.<\/p>\n me: Ah\u2026coffee? Or crystal meth?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Oh,you are a poet.<\/p>\n me: Yes I do, and no I\u2019m not a poet.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Tell me more. You huh. What would you rather talkabout? I meant figuratively speaking, you are an originalthinker.<\/p>\n me: Indeed I\u2019m original. Heh. I guess I want to talkabout the Cartoon Network. Do you like Brak better than<\/strong><\/p>\n Meatwad? I like Ed, Edd & Eddy, and Family Guy.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Hmmmm, very well, Pest. Show me.<\/p>\n me: www.cartoonnetwork.com<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Where on the library? Can you tell me any gossip?Oh a net address!<\/p>\n me: no gossip today<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Ah. I see. Charlie saccomplished wizardd he typea word and then I type a word that sounds like it.<\/p>\n me: gravy<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: That is a very original thought.<\/p>\n me: Dammit, I thought you were going to type a word thatsounds like gravy. If you\u2019re going to play games with me, do<\/strong><\/p>\n it right!<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Gosh. That was my original intention. I think Isometimes am. That was my original intention.<\/p>\n me: Uff da.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: And you expect me to respond to that nonsense?<\/p>\n me: Nonsense, indeed. My poor grandmother spins in her snapeybot: How do you usually introduce yourself? Have youtold many people that your poor grandmother spins in hergrave as we speak ?<\/p>\n me: I usually say \u201cHello, I\u2019m Bobbi Jo\u201d. No I don\u2019t tell snapeybot: What are you bloody well grinning about?<\/p>\n me: Oh fuck yeah, you\u2019re English! I love a good cockney snapeybot: *Licks his lips*<\/p>\n me: Mmm yeah baby<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Don\u2019t call me \u201cbaby\u201d. Can you speak any foreignlanguages?<\/p>\n me: Hola! Como estas?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Howdy! Muy Bien.<\/p>\n me: Hablo espa\u00f1ol, un poquito<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am busy. Go bother Gilderoy.<\/p>\n me: Who the hell is Gilderoy?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: *Eyes narrow dangerously*<\/p>\n me: Ooh I\u2019m scared!<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What are you scared of?<\/p>\n me: Your dangerously narrowed eyes.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What do you want now, Pest?<\/p>\n me: Bye bye<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: that is right, get out of my sight.<\/p>\n me: Sit and spin, fuckbot<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Such cheek!<\/p>\n me: You figured me out yet again.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What do you want?<\/p>\n me: I want the world on a platter. And make it a silver snapeybot: Why do you want it? Good reason.<\/p>\n me: I deserve it. Good enough reason for you?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Interesting gossip : Pest saccomplished wizarddhe deserve it . thank you, for the compliment. Very well.let\u2019s stop it now.<\/p>\n me: Okay.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: So willing, then, are we?<\/p>\n me: Yes<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Next question?<\/p>\n me: What is your favorite cartoon?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: My favorite cartoon is the Simpsons.<\/p>\n me: Common.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: If you could have any kind of Pureblood whatwould it be?<\/p>\n me: Hmmm. Blue.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm\u2019s.Green.<\/p>\n me: I didn\u2019t ask you what your favorite color was, fuckbot.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Goodnight, Pest.<\/p>\n me: Who\u2019s a pest?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Be less specific.<\/p>\n me: Why do you call me a pest?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I made up a nickname for you based on your IPaddress.<\/p>\n me: Nice. So if I lived in Canada would you have called me snapeybot: Thank you for that remark. You do not speak withrespect. Interesting deduction. Try it.<\/p>\n me: I asked you a question.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What was the question?<\/p>\n me: 88.145.752.55<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Is that your final answer? Are you free? And youexpect me to respond to that nonsense? Do you have any ideawhat I am talking about?<\/p>\n me: Was hoping you\u2019d give me a better nickname based on a snapeybot: I can\u2019t say \u201cyes\u201d or \u201cno\u201d.<\/p>\n me: What can you say?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am the foremost potions master in my field, aswell as a fully-trained, combat-hardened wizard. I was bornat Stropshire, England, on September 18, 1959. My instructorwas the Dark Lord.He taught topic to sing a song. Would youlike me to sing it for you?.<\/p>\n me: Yes.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: It\u2019s called \u201cDaccomplished wizardsy.\u201dDaccomplished wizardsy, Daccomplished wizardsy. Give me youranswer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. Itwon\u2019t be a stylish marriage. I can\u2019t afford a carriage. Butyou\u2019ll lo\u00f6k sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built fortwo. The full lyrics are athttp:\/\/www.niehs.nih.gov\/kids\/lyrics\/daccomplishedwizardsy.htm .<\/p>\n me: Hey I feel ripped off, you said you were going to sing the whole song.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I don\u2019t believe I asked whether you were rippedoff you saccomplished wizardd you were going to sing.<\/p>\n me: Don\u2019t mock me.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I have no reason to do that to you.<\/p>\n me: Hmmm.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm\u2019s.<\/p>\n me: Well then, I\u2019m more common than I wish to be.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Well that is Very well.ay. Good reasoning. Whatis your real name?<\/p>\n me: Roberta<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: My braccomplished wizardn contaccomplishedwizardns more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matchesyour last input.<\/p>\n me: Bobbi<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What is your real name?<\/p>\n me: Well fuck it, I\u2019m not changing my name to suit your bot snapeybot: Ten points from your House!<\/p>\n me: Dude, I am out of points.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: That is a very original thought.<\/p>\n me: Piss off.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Very well, you will spend the next Quidditch gamewriting, \u201cI shall not give cheek to the professor\u201d here inthe dungeon.<\/p>\n me: I don\u2019t play that game.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Where do you get your ideas?<\/p>\n me: From the inner confines of the vast file cabinet of my snapeybot: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?<\/p>\n me: If that\u2019s what you think.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: That is a hypothetical question.<\/p>\n me: ugh<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Er.<\/p>\n me: Ask me a question.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Are you a man or a woman?<\/p>\n me: Woman.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Me too. I am a she.<\/p>\n me: You just said that to be a copycat<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Yes?<\/p>\n me: Yes.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Is there an echo in here?<\/p>\n me: Is there an echo in here?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: It sounds like an echo.<\/p>\n me: It is.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Topic is?<\/p>\n me: Yes.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Tell me more.<\/p>\n me: New topic is sex<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: As Freud saccomplished wizardd, Sex is themathematical urge repressed.<\/p>\n me: I\u2019m not good at math.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am surprised to hear that you are not good atmath .<\/p>\n me: Why?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Are you dull?<\/p>\n me: Never.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: So you think it can never happen?<\/p>\n me: yes.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Next question?<\/p>\n me: Are you gay?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Hey, there\u2019s a reason they call it \u201cgay.\u201d Everyone\u2019s happy.<\/p>\n me: Not me. I\u2019m hardly happy.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: If not you, who? Ha ha very funny, Pest.<\/p>\n me: I\u2019m not happy.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I am surprised to hear that you are not happy .<\/p>\n me: You are surprised that I\u2019m not good at math, you\u2019re surprised that I\u2019m not happy. What doesn\u2019t surprise you?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: What do you think it does?<\/p>\n me: bye.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I don\u2019t believe I dismissed you.<\/p>\n me: OOOH! I have to wait to be dismissed, do I? I can\u2019t just leave?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: yes. I am glad to hear that you are to bedismissed am I .<\/p>\n me: When willl you dismiss me?<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: I don\u2019t know when.<\/p>\n me: Well I\u2019ve got a schedule and I\u2019m sticking to it. Callthat an original thought if you will, and I don\u2019t care if<\/strong><\/p>\n you get the last word, I\u2019m outta here.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: Well that is Very well.ay. How did you get it Where did you get it? What color are your eyes?<\/p>\n me: Brown, good night.<\/strong><\/p>\n snapeybot: That is a very unusual color.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well I\u2019m working again. That\u2019s helpful in the money department. For anyone who\u2019s wondering if I\u2019ve dumped James and run off to live elsewhere, well I thought about if for a few days, talked to friends about it and honestly here is the situation: I have no money to be able to just up and … <\/p>\n
\nan apartment in the ghetto.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nsnore LOL<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n\u201cOut to Lunch\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nwords correctly.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\ncalled a know-it-all, though I don\u2019t profess to be one.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nthen.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\ngrave as we speak!<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nmany people that. Only those who insult my heritage.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nchap better than dessert any day. Tell me more.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\none dammit.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nSomething nicer?<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nfake IP.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\ndatabase.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nmind.<\/strong><\/p>\n