{"id":172,"date":"2006-06-27T01:49:25","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T01:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=172"},"modified":"2006-06-27T01:49:25","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T01:49:25","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-bug-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=172","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Bug Soup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got home early enough for dinner, for once. It was 8:30 and I decided to make spaghetti.<\/p>\n<p>I put on a pot of water to boil and figured it had been awhile since I changed the bulb in the range hood above the stove, so the minute I flicked on the switch, the bulb went out.\u00a0 Well, you know how there is a white plastic guard over the light bulb there on most of those? \u00a0I knew it was there but I could always reach the bulb underneath.\u00a0 All the other times, I never moved the guard and\u00a0just changed the bulb that way.<\/p>\n<p>Well, tonight I saw that there was a small place where the guard could be disconnected and hang from a little hinge, while you change a bulb.\u00a0 I grabbed the guard and pulled it from the slot and let the guard drop so that I could change the bulb. It was cool, \u2019cause I always thought that the way I always used to do it was kinda hard.<\/p>\n<p>When I was done, I snapped the guard back into place and went about my business.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It wasn\u2019t long before I saw them.\u00a0 I thought the stuff floating on the top of the water in the pot was just because perhaps I hadn\u2019t washed it out thoroughly.\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 What I was looking at was the tiny old, dried up carcasses of a few small dead flies and gnats floating at the top of my almost-boiling water in my beloved clean pot!\u00a0 I guess they had been lying in that damned lightbulb guard which I had never flipped back before,<\/p>\n<p>ISH!<\/p>\n<p>Ohmygosh, I never scrubbed a pot as hard or for as long!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got home early enough for dinner, for once. It was 8:30 and I decided to make spaghetti. I put on a pot of water to boil and figured it had been awhile since I changed the bulb in the range hood above the stove, so the minute I flicked on the switch, the bulb &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=172\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Bug Soup&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}