MSN\u2019s Guide to the Academy Awards Does anybody REALLY even care this year? I don\u2019t.<\/p>\n
OMIGOD, I don\u2019t know, like, what to say!<\/strong> Celebrities cutting back! Chuck Knoblauch – Going to ask crowds at games to return all wild balls<\/p>\n Oprah Winfrey – Ordering cuts in pay for everyone not named Oprah<\/p>\n Darva Conger – Oops, no longer a celebrity, why\u2019s she on this list anyway?\u2026omit her!<\/p>\n Regis Philbin – Who wants to be comfortable?<\/p>\n Robert Downey Jr. – Buying GENERIC illegal drugs<\/p>\n Hugh Rodham (Sen. Hilary\u2019s brother) – Now slicing prices on presidential pardons. $200k for a presidential pardon? That is quite a cut. Have you seen this guy? I\u2019d pardon him if he could do a situp!<\/p>\n Martha Stewart – switching from Heinekken to Old Milwaukee\u2019s Best<\/p>\n Jerry Seinfeld – Appearing on lame late nite talkshow in NY instead of appearing on lame late nite talkshow in LA<\/p>\n Puff Daddy – Now only shooting up clubs w\/no cover charge<\/p>\n Bill Clinton – strippers at dance clubs now getting IOU\u2019s in their garter belts from him instead<\/p>\n \nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" MSN\u2019s Guide to the Academy Awards Does anybody REALLY even care this year? I don\u2019t. OMIGOD, I don\u2019t know, like, what to say! I am so blonde and silly and 19 and gosh, when I get on the phone with my boyfriend (he\u2019s ever so dreamyyy) I just want him to talk about how cute … <\/p>\n
\nI am so blonde and silly and 19 and gosh, when I get on the phone with my boyfriend (he\u2019s ever so dreamyyy) I just want him to talk about how cute I am all night and never know what else to say! Heaven forbid I should actually do some brain work, and stimulate some stuff upstairs! Lord knows I don\u2019t know how to be passionate about something \u2019cause there\u2019s nothing that I care about THAT much. And I haven\u2019t had many experiences \u2019cause I\u2019m on a short leash, what with living with mom and dad, and my 11-hour-a-week job at the mall. Oh hey! A site where people can post their dating dilemmas!<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Thank you Dave Letterman! In efforts to help ease things in light of the recent stock market crash, which caused alot of layoffs in dot com companies, the following is a list of how celebrities are cutting back:<\/p>\nSame day, different year..<\/h3>\n