{"id":180,"date":"2006-06-27T03:52:09","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2006-06-27T03:52:09","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:52:09","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-super-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb super freak"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now I\u2019ve seen everything.
<\/strong>I thought foot fetishes were a strange thing. There are actually people who fantasize about being crushed, eaten alive, and being at the mercy of a giant person. Let\u2019s not forget about those who are into balloons and having food thrown or spilled on them. Very strange. I could go on all day. But I\u2019ve got better things to do.<\/p>\n

UGLY ass home decorating tips from 1975
\nThese are my favorite parts, and then I like This one. It reminds me of the oversized spoons\/utensils my mother had on her kitchen wall. There were four pieces I think, and I\u2019m sure I had every one of them broken on my backside (I was a bad child). I especially liked the one about looking through the window. It said: hanging beaded curtains in front of an window with an unattractive view is much like looking at a rainbow through raindrops. No. It\u2019s more like looking at Newark through dog turds beaded onto string.<\/p>\n

Weird Searches
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\nClone human ireland
\nI hope I haven\u2019t let the searcher down when he got my page as a result, but this does not lead to an actual serious article about cloning humans. It was A JOKE, people!<\/p>\n

Guess my site is the fuck of the day. Oddly enough, I\u2019m flattered. At least it\u2019s considered the \u2018anything of the day\u2019! No one reads me, dammit. I guess it\u2019s long overdue, but I have now decided to settle for being a search result for porn seeking perverts. Unhappily so. But there it is.
\ncumshots powerpoint
\nHas the Microsoft Office line come out with a new product? Hmmm\u2026well I know for sure I have bitched about Powerpoint in the past but don\u2019t recall ever combining it with sexy camera poses. It\u2019s that old dirty \u2018C\u2019 word, back to haunt my referer logs once again.<\/p>\n

+learn +\u201dgood lover\u201d +pics
\nMore sex. Sex, sex, sex. Ack. Is that all America is searching for? Google seems to have my number there. This particular entry had me posting a couple of funny pics submitted to me by a friend and also further down the entry, I spotlighted a list of cute things kids say about love, one of which where the kids commented on \u2018How to be a A Good Lover\u2019.<\/p>\n

the gerbilI don\u2019t own any pets. Nor have I posted anything about gerbils\u2014er, THE GERBIL. Apparently someone is in search of the infamous ONE GERBIL and wants to learn more about it. THE gerbil, eh? Does that mean he has to do the gerbil pride parade ALL BY HIMSELF?!*Ahem*Thank you, Margaret Cho.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now I\u2019ve seen everything.I thought foot fetishes were a strange thing. There are actually people who fantasize about being crushed, eaten alive, and being at the mercy of a giant person. Let\u2019s not forget about those who are into balloons and having food thrown or spilled on them. Very strange. I could go on all … <\/p>\n

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