{"id":181,"date":"2006-06-27T03:52:22","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2006-06-27T03:52:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:52:22","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-all-new","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb ALL NEW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why the XFL sucks<\/p>\n<p>Jesse \u201cthe Body\u201d or Jesse \u201cthe Governor\u201d?Speaking of vile things, I have found Minnesota Public Radio\u2019s The Body\u2019s Politics: The Ventura Collection a very useful and even humorous tool in my ever-so recent attempt at getting to the core of our Governor. I still haven\u2019t really figured him out yet. Maybe you have. I would love your feedback. In any case, the site provides us with his latest offering. \u2018Ventura on Midday\u2019. Mr. Ventura appeared on MPR\u2019s show \u2018Midday\u2019 on March 7, 2001. Click here for a slideshow and listen to him [realaudio].<\/p>\n<p>The McSweenifier<br \/>\nMaking your writing look better than it is. The cool people at crummy.com have formulated \u2018a method for formatting arbitrary text in the style of the popular internet journal M C S W E E N E Y \u2018S\u2019. My favorite article so far is \u201cThe True Adventures of Jon Bon Jovi, Chapter One: Meeting the Bonge\u201d Ha. For more fun stuff by these guys, go here<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s the BOMB<br \/>\nCourtesy of geeklife, who in turn got this link from Badassmofo. PBS\u2019s website has a cool tool to estimate the severity of damage that a nuclear bomb would impact on a given area. Pretty neat, I\u2019d say.<\/p>\n<p>Puffy Gets off<br \/>\nI saw the video clip on MSNBC.com and I can\u2019t help but note how he seems so releived in the shots taken with him and Johnny Cochran. Wonder why? The link to the article is above. (MSNBC likes to play games with how these links show up in my entries, sometimes they show up, sometimes they don\u2019t)<\/p>\n<p>Eminem to have bio-movie soon<br \/>\nThe film in the works, to be produced by Brian Grazer of \u201cThe Nutty Professor\u201d and \u201cHow the Grinch Stole Christmas\u201d fame, told Access Hollywood that he\u2019d cast Eminem in a film inspired by the rapper\u2019s own life and is said it will be much like \u201cPurple Rain\u201d, giving a glimpse of Eminem\u2019s life. Access Hollywood comments that it\u2019s \u201cProbably not a good first-date movie\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Tell me how to get to Sesame Street<br \/>\nThe dirt on all your fave muppets. Catch tonight\u2019s A&amp;E Biography Close-Up: Sesame Street (8 p.m.). Reader Bonus: Did you know where Bert &amp; Ernie got their names? That\u2019s right, their characters were inspired by Bert and Ernie, the cop and the taxi driver from Frank Capra\u2019s holiday classic, \u201cIt\u2019s A Wonderful Life\u201d, starring Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed (that\u2019s an OLD bit of trivia).<\/p>\n<p>Lordy, Lordy, Look who\u2019s 40\u2026<br \/>\nKen doll, this is your life! Salon.com does him up right. See him through the ages of fashion and style, from the crew cut to painted on plastic hair. From bony to brawny and <strike>anatomically correct<\/strike> he was given a bump. The day lee misadventures proudly gives Ken Doll the Stedman Graham acheivement award for, as with Mr. Graham and Oprah Winfrey, his years of service with no real committment, to his gal pal, Barbie Doll (except, in Barbie\u2019s case, hadn\u2019t she donned a wedding gown many times in the last 40 years in preparation for nuptuals, but the two were never actually were proclaimed husband and wife?)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/169\/2828\/128\/brit_pepsi.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nBritney Spears succumbs to the Pepsi pop star challenge<\/p>\n<p>Last month she signed a marketing deal with Pepsi to promote the company\u2019s soft drink. Terms of the contract were not disclosed but I caught Access Hollywood\u2019s \u2018behind the scenes\u2019 look at the video shoot and I can only say that it is pretty perky and va va voomy for a soda commerical. They say there is to be a surprise guest in the ad as well\u2026oooh, can we hardly wait? Brit is also said to have a book in the works? Egads.<\/p>\n<p>Steven Seagal has another movie. God help us all. \u201cExit Wounds\u201d is due out soon, which also features rapper-turned-wannabe-actor DMX. Regarding his role in the movie, Seagal was quoted on Access Hollywood as saying: \u201cThis is the first time I played a human being\u2026er, well I don\u2019t know about that, but I felt human doing it\u201d er, ok Steven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why the XFL sucks Jesse \u201cthe Body\u201d or Jesse \u201cthe Governor\u201d?Speaking of vile things, I have found Minnesota Public Radio\u2019s The Body\u2019s Politics: The Ventura Collection a very useful and even humorous tool in my ever-so recent attempt at getting to the core of our Governor. I still haven\u2019t really figured him out yet. Maybe &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=181\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb ALL NEW!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}