{"id":183,"date":"2006-06-27T03:52:48","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=183"},"modified":"2006-06-27T03:52:48","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T03:52:48","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-misc-net-stuff-march-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Misc \u2018net stuff &#038; March Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today\u2026<\/p>\n<p>If your blog is alot like mine (sucky) then chances are you need to kill it. At least that\u2019s what they told me at kill your blog. After I took the quiz, the resulting pop-up window indicated the following:<\/p>\n<p>Your weblog\u2019s rating is 56%. OK, it\u2019s not bad, I suppose. But it would behoove well to lift your game since there\u2019s plenty of logs like yours. My advice is to start stalking their editors.P.S. Please do not take screenshots of this pop up window. (I didn\u2019t, honest!)<\/p>\n<p>fucking cool<\/p>\n<p>modern living has been around since way before that blessed day that I bought my computer. Go see it. Summed up in 5 words: black and white poetry in motion. [shockwave site]<\/p>\n<p>the rawkin\u2019-est mouse house ever<br \/>\nComplete with puppets you can download and play with, yourself! Plus a nipple gallery that\u2019s updated regularly. Yes, I said nipple gallery.<\/p>\n<p>All your base are belong to us!Yeah, I\u2019m always the last to know everything. In my site tracking logs someone keeps referring my site on some webpage belonging to a Japanese band called Shonen Knife, it\u2019s like, the third time its happened since Christmas so I keep going back there to see where they put my link. Some of it\u2019s in Japanese so I never manage to find the referring page with the link in it. Anyway that\u2019s where I first saw the phrase above. I was wondering if it was some sort of bad translation, to mean some crazy thing. At the time I thought, who knows? So, being nosy like I am, I went to napster and found a couple of their songs. Apparently this girl band does alot of covers of American songs from the 70\u2019s. It\u2019s kinda cool actually. \u2018Daydream Believer\u2019 was decent. Anyway, the other day a friend was asking me \u201chey, what does \u2018all your base are belong to us\u2019 mean?\u201d. That\u2019s when I decided to go hunting and go see what this was all about. Dang. I was really out of the loop on this whole deal. Anyway, here is the actual site to view this movie, All your base are belong to us! [shockwave].<\/p>\n<p>More weird searches<\/p>\n<p>photos of american dessert tortise<br \/>\nRefers to an entry where I bitched about something being hard enough to crack than a tortise\u2019s shell, posting photos of stuff on the net, talking about the time I made dessert for a volunteer club lunch meeting, and the Don McLean song American Pie made ever more famous thanks to the stupidest movie ever made with its namesake. The only funny part of this movie in my opinion, was \u201cOne time, at band camp\u2026\u201d and \u201cSo, are we gonna go do it, or are you gonna sit there and make me tell stories about band camp all night?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>hacked + \u201ccredit card numbers\u201d list of<br \/>\nWell, I NEVER! Really though\u2026I think I posted a link to a story about a huge credit card scam but don\u2019t expect to find any such lists here.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m going to go eat some girl scout cookies! \u2026yeah I got the coconut caramel choclate striped ones, the mint ones and the chocolate peanut butter ones. damn straight.<br \/>\nMarch MadnessHas already started\u2026can I get a whoo hoo? Ever since the Minnesota State high school league tourneys started, I stay far away from downtown LOL. You can\u2019t go eat anywhere or go no place, man\u2013lots of damned high school kids everywhere. For the NCAA basketball games, we are having a \u2018blind\u2019 pick pool at the office. Everyone put in five bucks. I picked:<\/p>\n<p>South &#8211; North Carolina [2]Midwest &#8211; Creighton [10]East &#8211; Oklahoma State [11]West &#8211; George Mason [14]<\/p>\n<p>free George W. Bush $200 bill<br \/>\nI guess someone at Denny\u2019s somewhere used a $200 bill with George Dubya\u2019s face on it, and the casheir took it and gave the guy $198.00 in change. I heard all the guy bought was an ice cream cone.<\/p>\n<p>Final notefunny name for a site: CarAccident.com<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Phooey! Their coffee sucks, anyway! &#8211; 2006<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today\u2026 If your blog is alot like mine (sucky) then chances are you need to kill it. At least that\u2019s what they told me at kill your blog. After I took the quiz, the resulting pop-up window indicated the following: Your weblog\u2019s rating is 56%. OK, it\u2019s not bad, I suppose. 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