{"id":190,"date":"2006-06-27T08:55:24","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T08:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2006-06-27T08:55:24","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T08:55:24","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-thanks-mister-bus-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Thanks, Mister Bus Driver!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just waited, like, 15 minutes at the bus stop tonite, just to have the bus roll right by me. Didn\u2019tcha see me wave? No, SIR.<\/p>\n<p>AM I at the bus stop?<\/p>\n<p>uh huh\u2026.then why am I still standing here?<\/p>\n<p>Oh yippee Christmas Day, Now I get to pound the sidewalk all the way home\u2026and it\u2019s not enough that I\u2019m about 8 or more blocks from home, but to add to that, I have just bought some groceries and have that bag besides the one I toted to work today. So I got my Jane Fonda done for the day, that\u2019s for sure. Then I get upstairs all hot and achy and sweaty from lumbering all the way home and up the stairs with the extra 25 pounds to hear the phone ringing as I\u2019m putting the key into the lock.<\/p>\n<p>Lashonda or whoever from Sears wants to know when I\u2019m making my next payment and I want to tell her to take their payment and put it where the Pope don\u2019t rollerskate, because I just mailed the payment on Monday, but I stifle the urge. Somehow I survived, cooled off, managed dinner and mail and all that happy stuff and made dessert for a luncheon tomorrow and now here I sit, happy as pie, only now I have to finish some work on my computer. *gags* I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard enough!<\/p>\n<p>Today\u2019s Pearl of Wisdom:<br \/>\n\u201cThe sooner you fall behind, the more time you\u2019ll have to catch up.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just waited, like, 15 minutes at the bus stop tonite, just to have the bus roll right by me. Didn\u2019tcha see me wave? No, SIR. AM I at the bus stop? uh huh\u2026.then why am I still standing here? Oh yippee Christmas Day, Now I get to pound the sidewalk all the way home\u2026and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=190\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Thanks, Mister Bus Driver!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}