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\nHo ho ho!<\/p>\n
Just for fun\u2026let\u2019s say it\u2019s still Christmas. Which makes it perfectly legit that I post these holiday treats just for your viewing pleasure.<\/p>\n
\nHo ho ho!<\/p>\n
Doesn\u2019t anyone miss Calvin & Hobbes?<\/strong> Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys \u2018R\u2019 Us:<\/strong> 14. Every time you\u2019re passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to \u201cend it all.\u201d<\/p>\n 13. You got caught adding a garage to your house, using embezzled Lego bricks.<\/p>\n 12. Numerous parental complaints about your \u201cTickle Me Carl The Stockboy\u201d display.<\/p>\n 11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.<\/p>\n 10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they\u2019re the new \u201cJerry Springer\u201d edition.<\/p>\n 9. The \u201cMy Little Taxidermy Kit\u201d (with starter squirrel) is not selling.<\/p>\n 8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.<\/p>\n 7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.<\/p>\n 6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to \u201cnostrils\u201d of Geoffrey the Giraffe.<\/p>\n 5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel in aisle seven.<\/p>\n 4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes\u2019 hands and telling them it was \u201chomemade Gack.\u201d<\/p>\n 3. Your sales display, \u201cBarbie\u2019s Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu\u201d was not exactly an overwhelming success.<\/p>\n 2. Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.<\/p>\n \u2026and the Number 1 Reason For Being Fired From Toys \u2018R\u2019 Us\u2026<\/p>\n 1. Regardless of the question, you answer, \u201cBite me, kid\u2013I\u2019m on break.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Just for fun\u2026let\u2019s say it\u2019s still Christmas. Which makes it perfectly legit that I post these holiday treats just for your viewing pleasure. Ho ho ho! Doesn\u2019t anyone miss Calvin & Hobbes? I\u2019ve got just your cure. My good \u2018ol Aussie pal grrrl just sent me this link of a page with the famous \u2019snowmen\u2019 … <\/p>\n
\nI\u2019ve got just your cure. My good \u2018ol Aussie pal grrrl just sent me this link of a page with the famous \u2019snowmen\u2019 strips!<\/p>\n
\n15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n