Worked four hours today. Home again, home again, jiggity jog.<\/p>\n
As for exercise, I am getting plenty more than usual, with this winter weather. I don\u2019t think people realize that although it\u2019s a kind gesture to shovel the sidewalk, it should be a COMPLETED job. See, when the shoveler hasn\u2019t bothered to clear a path, from the end of the walk to the street, it\u2019s a bit frustrating for those of us pedestrians, to have walked all along the length of it, sometimes a block or two, only to find ourselves trapped in the GOD DAMNED SIDEWALK!! Snowbanks as high as your waist, on all three sides. Giganti-mungus. You could try to plow through one of them, with your legs\u2026 Got your ski pants on? Um, no\u2026you\u2019re going to work, not to the slopes! Another thing to try would be to back up, get a running start and try to hurdle the sucker, but that would be a feat that not even an accomplished Olympian would attempt. Ahh, Minnesota winters\u2026<\/p>\n
Justin Timberlake – \u201cIt\u2019s NOT gonna be ME!\u201d You know you\u2019re trailer trash when\u2026<\/strong> Angelfire has the FUNNIEST \u2019site not found\u2019 error page! \u201cThe page you are looking for is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSome folks can see dead people-can you see dead pages?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWe sent this page to NASA for testing.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt looks like the typing class your cat is taking is not 100% successful.<\/p>\n More goofy searches weblogs+mature Mars 2112 Restaurant in New York City<\/strong> Fatney Spears!<\/p>\n Warp me baby, one more time!<\/strong> Joke of the week<\/b><\/p>\n A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n \u201cThey\u2019re mating,\u201d her father replied.<\/p>\n What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s a daddy longlegs.\u201d her father answered.<\/p>\n \u201cSo, the other one is a mommy longlegs?\u201d the little girl asked.<\/p>\n \u201cNo,\u201d her father replied. \u201cBoth of them are daddy longlegs,\u201d<\/p>\n The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped Worked four hours today. Home again, home again, jiggity jog. As for exercise, I am getting plenty more than usual, with this winter weather. I don\u2019t think people realize that although it\u2019s a kind gesture to shovel the sidewalk, it should be a COMPLETED job. See, when the shoveler hasn\u2019t bothered to clear a path, … <\/p>\n
<\/strong>Awwww\u2026methinks someone is too STRESSED OUT from touring!!! The snotty-nosed punk NSYNC member is getting a lawsuit filed against him by a 15-year old (are you shocked) for (*gasp!*) harassing her! Actually, that is just the word that the young lady used to describe the incident. The charges are false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. My money\u2019s on NSYNC\u2019s lawyers settling it out of court. [full story here -b]<\/p>\n
<\/strong>If you have to go and see this this list to make double sure, then you must be\u2026LOL<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Some examples include:<\/p>\n
<\/strong>(how this works = these people go looking for random stuff and somehow end up at my site. I find them and post them):<\/p>\n
<\/strong>I guess someone had gotten sick of only finding blogs by teeny-boppers!
\nthis does not come as a surprise to me.<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Haven\u2019t been there\u2026yet.
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\nNew!<\/b>
\nWhat lots of young girls wanted for Christmas this year\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n
\nInsecure little 13 year olds need not fret anymore about society\u2019s obsession with body image! Now you too<\/b> can warp up Britney\u2019s nose, eyes, face, booty, etc., to make her look like a huge lardo-butt, and make yourselves feel better and whatnot! Go to this page to try it out.
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\nCheck out the latest in Christmas carols<\/b>
\nmemorize the lyrics for next year\u2026<\/p>\n
\nspiders mating.<\/p>\n
\nthem flat. \u201cWell. We\u2019re not having THAT sort of shit in OUR garden.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"