{"id":209,"date":"2006-06-27T14:00:03","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T14:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=209"},"modified":"2006-06-27T14:00:03","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T14:00:03","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-saturday-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Saturday. Already."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where does the weekend go?<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n10:54pm<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Worked four hours. Froze nearly to death on commute. got home. Had big plans to haul out the fake tree and light it up, do Christmas cards. Instead I surfed and gafawwed at stupid websites. Read the news, read some email. Now I\u2019m cold and hungry and lonesome, so I\u2019m gonna go curl up on the couch wit a samwich and a blanky and watch some dumbass Saturday nite tv.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026but first!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Manus Cooney to aid Napster<br \/><\/strong>Napster snatches up Senator Orin Hatch\u2019s key policy adviser, to assist come January. The company hopes Cooney can help keep an eye out for its millions of users\u2013geeks like you and me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>PETA hot after Rosie O\u2019Donnell<br \/><\/strong>ARLINGTON, Va. (AP) &#8211; People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals filed a defamation lawsuit on Tuesday against O\u2019Donnell for saying the group endorses certain types of leather, on an episode of her show. PETA\u2019s response? A spokesperson was quoted as as replying, \u201cThere\u2019s no such thing as PETA-approved leather\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Charles Schwab jacked up(?)<br \/><\/strong>Big broker\u2019s site found with security holes leaking customer\u2019s account info and whatnot, someone supposedly pointed this out this SUMMER\u2026.WTF is taking them so long?<\/p>\n<p>Billboard lists 2000 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on Tuesday [in case you missed it\u2026 I did]. And I don\u2019t care. If you do, you can go and Google it yourself.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don\u2019tSuch torture\u2026I nearly cried. You\u2019ll be sorry you went and played this game\u2026good distraction for stupid people though.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rate just how friggin lovey dovey you are!<br \/><\/strong>Romance test: Red Hot Lover or or Ice Cold Loser? To find out, take this quiz, dammit! Are you more likely to whisper in your lover\u2019s ear: \u201cI like it when you nibble on my neck, baby\u2026\u201d or \u201cyes, I paid the light bill!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cHollywood Has-been\u201d birthday corner<\/strong><br \/>\nGuess what everybody? C. Thomas Howell is 33 today! yippee\u2026where the hell is he now?<\/p>\n<p><strong>11:48pm<br \/><\/strong>Friday was my last day at my FT job.<\/p>\n<p>How liberating it feels to finally be unattached to that cold pile of bricks\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ha ha. I just got back from my friends house, she lives in downtown in a converted warehouse, in the center of it is Sawatdee, a Thai\/Japanese restaurant\u2026they have a new sushi bar. we sat down and chugged a couple of those new Japanese beers\u2026 I think they\u2019re called Sodoromo. It was in a friggin 22 ounce can, for pete\u2019s sakes! so now I\u2019m all feverish and buzzy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Madonna\u2019s McWedding<br \/><\/strong>Madonna to get hitched in the Highlands to Guy Ritchie of \u201cLock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels\u201d fame on 12\/22. Perhaps the next phase of Madonna\u2019s personality could involve the \u201cWife-Mother\u201d theme.[full story here -b]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rest in Peace, Colonel Klink<br \/><\/strong>\u201cHogan\u2019s Heroes\u201d star Werner Klemperer, age 80, lost his battle with cancer Wednesday at his home in New York. We\u2019ll miss him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Downey Loaded On and Off<br \/><\/strong>More trash talk on poor Robert. Turns out this wasn\u2019t the first time he got high since his release. (Or so they say\u2026)<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where does the weekend go? 10:54pm Worked four hours. Froze nearly to death on commute. got home. Had big plans to haul out the fake tree and light it up, do Christmas cards. Instead I surfed and gafawwed at stupid websites. Read the news, read some email. Now I\u2019m cold and hungry and lonesome, so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=209\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Saturday. Already.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}