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<\/p>\nAlready sunday night….I hate that.<\/p>\n
Hey, one of my icq pals just told me Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested again…damn him. Had I met him a decade ago, this never woulda happened. Yes I’m THAT good. I can rehabilitate anyone and anything. I grow on people. I have ways of changing their lives. I taught Tony Robbins all he knows, man…<\/p>\n
Just updated my wish list. I’m sure you’re all running to your wallets right now! BUM RUSH!<\/p>\n
Good golly it’s late already… I’m probably going to go to bed early.<\/p>\n
nite nite<\/p>\n
3:32pm<\/b> I missed the bus.<\/p>\n
Oh well. guess I’ll be late for work today.<\/p>\n
I am pretty close to just calling in. haven’t decided on that quite yet. I DO need to eat something yet today, however, which will make me even later, should I decide to go to work. coffee was of highest priority this morning and then I got a bit distracted doing other things. back later, taters<\/p>\n
4:48pm<\/b><\/p>\n
Guess what? I didn’t go to work. are you surprised? instead I decided to eat something and surf some more, a thing I’m very good at. I could sit here and read stuff all day. today was very productive in this respect since I visited alot of noteworthy sites:<\/p>\n
\nLaughing:<\/b><\/p>\n
spike’s sandbox is worth looking at.<\/p>\n
Also go look at ++diarrheah britannica++. it’s like buttah, baby.<\/p>\n
Listening & looking<\/b><\/p>\n
check out my girl krys’s musicblog. we both have bad (we think it’s good) taste in music so if you don’t like it, TOO BAD!<\/p>\n
Learning<\/b><\/p>\n
I have been fiddling around with Flash. hope I can master it, so’s I can keep up with the Joneses of the web design world and mostly ’cause it’s fun.<\/p>\n
Searching<\/b><\/p>\n
octopus is a fun and easy to use tool that works on multiple browsers. I found some goofy search results when I entered my name! anyway, try it out and never go to one search engine site again.<\/p>\n
Writers\/bloggers\/diarists, unite!<\/b><\/p>\n
go get your post on<\/b> in the bulletin board at Diarist.net, dammit! I’m there as Bbojojo. say ‘hi’ when you see me, or something.<\/p>\n
This is kinda fun…index your weblog according to your’s or your weblog’s overall personality type. perhaps yet another good way to find other people like you. look here for more on where to index yours.<\/p>\n
Haha. I’m not a self-proclaimed writer but I find myself writing shit all the time. today, someone who knows this but decided I was special enough (awww, how sweet) just invited me to join theTypewriters.com. I dunno much about it, hafta go visit it yet. I’ll keep you posted on it though.<\/p>\n
\nBy the way<\/b><\/p>\n
I hate writing code. I dream it, type it, and find I have to use it regularly. however, when it comes to ASP and XML\/javaScript, I find I have a bit of difficulty. Today a 16-yr old was teasing me about it, so now I have to master it to prove that I can! Right now I’m looking to create an ASP based script to generate a hit counter and site statistics function. This is probably not going to be easy for me to do but I chose this as the first project because I find the demand for this type of function has grown. If anyone out there has any pointers or resources on this topic, let me know and I’ll give you a prize or something. Maybe I’ll put you on my christmas shopping list.<\/p>\n
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\n7:25pm<\/p>\n
\nGo, Go, Go to http:\/\/www.davidgagne.net Read all about it. I luv it, I luv it, I luv it. want to spread it on a cracker. just like I told him so.<\/p>\n
\nhome for the holiday. yippee. oh, but wait. I gotta upgrade my IE to 5.5. God forbid I crash something or my java doesn’t work JUST RIGHT, while on this oh holy happy one-day sabbatical (yes, I have to work Friday, Saturday AND Sunday). I’m hoping to spread myself really thin and have to end up at Workaholics Anonymous meetings, drinking perrier with a twist and chainsmoking while rubbing elbows with uppitty businesswomen slash Girl Scout leaders slash PTA chair type soccer moms, and dads who engage in brow-beating their kids to overachieve but are at the office 18 hours a day.<\/p>\n
\nbut hark! look what I’m faced with when I’m done downloading the upgrade and ready to install!<\/p>\n
\nlook at what I get when I go to look for tech support! Bill’s gay-ass ‘oh, hi, I put my pants on one leg at a time, too you know’ page.<\/i> fuck me.<\/p>\n
going to mom’s house now, for the festivities. hoo. rah.<\/p>\n
Willard Scott and Katie Couric are going to be way too perky for me, bright and early tomorrow, ’cause I plan on being hung over with a capital ‘H’….it’s just been THAT kind of week. Week? LOL it’s not even over yet. Speaking of drinks…best place to search for cocktail and beverage recipes is here.<\/p>\n
I’m out.nite-nite
\n12:17am<\/p>\n
\nClick on the monkey and WIN!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nwho gives a shit anymore?<\/p>\n
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Not me.<\/p>\n
the who cares haiku:<\/u> can’t laugh. hell, can’t smile why even bother at all<\/p>\n
it is just useless<\/p>\n
bed is where i really want to be. i’ll send a postcard…<\/p>\n
toodles<\/p>\n
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Made a $250 commissioned sale tonight…only my second one in six days but good enough, for now.<\/p>\n
\nSomething old but funny to read.<\/p>\n
off to bed!<\/p>\n
nite-nite<\/p>\n
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Hey there cats & kittens…
\nhappy sunday. vikings won again, whoo hoo!<\/p>\n
today it’s been snowing all day here in St. Paul. i just got back from lunching with mom and getting some grocery shopping done. plus I’ve got LOADS of laundry to wash but I’ll be back soon. in the meantime, here is something to show your 13 year old daughters…<\/p>\n
later, taters<\/p>\n
howdy, folks before I go on and on and on, I just wanna say that it is DRAFTY in this mofer tonight….<\/p>\n
*teeth chattering*<\/p>\n
got home from job #2 late, as usual. didn’t make any sales, but then again, I can’t sell a plastic baggie to a dude walking his dog in the park. I am never sleepy when I get home and have the tendancy to sit on the phone or surf the net while catching a rebroadcast of the Daily Show so’s I can keep up with the news and whatnot.<\/p>\n
\nthings to ponder:<\/b><\/p>\n
\nBill Shatner<\/b> spouting lyrics to cheesy long-forgotten Dionne Warwick songs in a lounge singer style manner, with a unwittingly pitied house band behind him, does not a good tv commerical make. if I see another one i WILL hurl. This is just as obnoxious, if not more, than the one with the kid who burps the alphabet, for god knows what product\/service they are advertising. I have forgotten already.<\/p>\n
\nalso, what’s happened to customer service? do not, I repeat, do NOT go to Qwest.com if you are considering switching phone companies or DSL providers. if there is a prize for a marathon RUN-A-ROUND, these people won it. In a time span of seven minutes I went from dialing the phone to LOST in the GD woods.<\/p>\n
Initially I was greeted by the usual BS automated menu system, at which I was given several prompts, none of which really suited my call. This is where you have to decide just WHICH messed up department you need to speak to, depending on the nature of your call. You always think, “…well no, I should really press ‘4’ because I want to get a credit on my account since I never use this, but then again, I need to go to ‘8’ because I returned the equipment and need to get credit for that also.”<\/i> So while you’re thinking these things you are like, “Well I don’t want to get the wrong department and get a pissed off person and then really get screwed…”<\/i> so you just pick one. Three minutes later you get a LIVE PERSON *gasp!* who gives you a different 800 number to call. You’re almost gracious and are lead into believing you have gotten ‘the HOOK UP’ or something, LOL. After speaking with *gasp!* anothe LIVE PERSON, you are then given anothe phone number, which is totally different but you think, “well, they know what they are doing, right?”<\/i> Some couple minutes later you find you have called 4 different phone numbers, 2 of which are the same, and you are somehow BACK to the main number you called in the first place. ARRRGGGGGHHHH! Smoke break! Do you scream or just cry? I nearly did both. Finally I was put through to the right person and had my problem solved. Or so I thought. They had billed me for DSL I don’t even use. They said they’d adjust my account and note it in the system. Today I get a disconnection notice. Go friggin’ figure.<\/p>\n
\ndid you know that N’Sync<\/b> is STILL the #1 most searched-for item in the category of ‘music’ in the internet search engines? True. Saw it at mamma.com.<\/p>\n
Last, but certainly NOT least, the BIGGEST thing to ponder remains: Who the HELL let the dogs out??!!!<\/p>\n
\nnoteworthy (or not) sites I caught tonight:<\/b><\/p>\n
\nCartoon Chicks I Wanna Nail I read everything on this site and all I can say is M-kay. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.<\/p>\n
quoteland.com will fulfill your every quotation need, from Mae West to Woody Allen to Willie Shakespeare. Knock thyself out, knave.<\/p>\n
We’re Hosed This guy’s actually kinda funny but his recipes are the best thing on the site, IMHO*<\/p>\n
badassmofo.com has all your latest news about bad ass mo fo’s, I guess…funny stuff anyway. Something to read while freezing to death over here.<\/p>\n
And then there’s killyourtv.com, which lately features nuttin’ but people pissing and moaning about the election, but give it a couple days…still something else to read. a bit of fun.<\/p>\n
Of course anyone who’s a fan of South Park has been to Mr. Hat’s Hellhole but just in case you haven’t yet, here it is. Screw you guys, I’m going to bed.<\/p>\n
\nnitey nite.<\/p>\n
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\nmy mood earlier this evening allowed me to be uninhibited enough to post this. I took the pics a couple nights ago, to test the lighting in my office since I got a different lamp in here. hey! chapstick weather is just around the corner. these will be reminders of how nice my lips CAN be. btw: these are au naturel…I don’t DO makeup unless I’ve got a damned good reason.<\/p>\n
got so much going on right now, but I’ll be sure to update later.<\/p>\n
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WILD THING<\/b><\/p>\n
you make my heart SING<\/b><\/p>\n
You make EVERrrr-thaang<\/b><\/p>\n
grooooovvvvy<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
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where did that come from?<\/p>\n
*looks around the room*<\/p>\n
my life sucks. I need a new one<\/p>\n
maybe these guys will buy me one.<\/p>\n
anybody got any offers?<\/p>\n
I’ve already checked the junk mail and<\/u> the classifieds.<\/p>\n
\nI think I just need somebody to love<\/b>.<\/p>\n
*gasp*<\/p>\n
oh NO. did I say that? wtf is wrong with me?<\/p>\n
tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode, my heart will be guest-starring.<\/p>\n
\nPS: this is utterly, repugnantly repulsive<\/p>\n
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Kind of a crazy weekend!
\nmore about that<\/b> later.<\/p>\n
\nI gotta get me one of these!<\/p>\n
hey, check this out: http:\/\/www.wiggeroftheweek.com & http:\/\/www.bonkeyoftheweek.com how sad is this, I ask?<\/p>\n
\nHow to Hide The Fact That You’re Mr. T From Your Co-workers is a link I saw at http:\/\/www.wannabegirl.org, so I do not take credit in finding it. Nonetheless it’s entertaining.<\/p>\n
\nwell hell, as much as I’d like to sit here and post more fun and games, I really need to get to bed.<\/p>\n
nite nite<\/p>\n
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7:11pm<\/b> it is cold here in my apartment.<\/p>\n
I’m pissed ’cause I asked the landlord to look into it on thursday. crap.<\/p>\n
I need to go to the store and get cigarettes.<\/p>\n
\nnot that this people needs any more hits or anything, but go check this out http:\/\/iam.bmezine.com<\/p>\n
It’s pretty interesting, to say the least<\/p>\n
back later buhh byee<\/p>\n
\n4:00pm<\/b><\/p>\n
boo!<\/p>\n
hey guess what…it’s a little after 3pm and I have only been up for a while. I went to bed about 3:30am last night and slept IN….like you wouldn’t believe. my eyes fluttered open this morning and I looked at my alarm clock. 7:22am. SHIT! that’s the time my bus arrives to take me to work. crap crap crap. I must’ve sworn about a dozen times, peeled my clothes off and all but ran to the bathroom so I could get in the shower. late is okay, I’ll just call in and tell the guys at the office that I overslept. in the bathroom, I sat there for a second and wiped the sleep out of my eyes and then it occured to me…it’s saturday<\/i>, WHOO HOO!!!!!!!! back to bed, with a capital B<\/b>. ahhh…it don’t get no betta den dat.<\/p>\n
\nThen the weirdest<\/i> dream came to me as I lay there and slept the morning and the early afternoon away. it was very bizarre. I was taken back to a time before my own, sometime back in the 1930’s. I was in some sort of museum, it was very gray and old and I dunno, kind of like a morbid feel to the whole place, as though I were at some sort of old Polish Holocaust museum. like I said, it was very bizarre. in the dream I was being ushered around this strange place. I cannot recall any of the scenes up until the room I describe below. I also cannot place who it was that was guiding me, nor the words they said. unlike what happened in real life, in my dream I am told that my grandfather’s parents, at the time when they were young adults, were in two separate car accidents, both occuring the same day, and all their belongings were put into this room sized glass case. it was made to resemble an apartment they shared (I don’t this was the case in real life). the glass case ‘room’ was separated into two distinct sides, not necessarily divided rooms, though. one side was supposed to represent my grandfather’s mother’s side and the other, his father’s. here is the most strange thing of all that stuck out in the dream: among all their belongings, in the front-most part of the display case (room) were two gurneys, one on each side of the room. on the left gurney, wrapped in a wool blanket, not unlike those gray, itchy, standard army issue style ones, was the dead body of a woman, supposedly my grandfather’s mother. her body looked like it was retreived from the accident scene only moments or hours before, and there were no obvious signs of broken bones, no disfigurement, not even a scratch on her face. on the right gurney wrapped in the same kind of blanket, was the body of a man who I guess was supposed to be my grandfather’s father, his body bent out of shape from a car wreck, and most of his face missing. all I remember after that was that somehow I was allowed into the case, where I inspected their belongings with the curiousity of a snoop. I read handwritten notes, sifted through junk in a dresser drawer, touched their clothing and shoes. saw old toiletries and personal things. at one time I remember picking up a can and I shook out some ladies’ perfurmed talcum powder into my palm and put it on my neck. that was when I woke up around 1pm and to this moment it is all very vivid in my mind. bizarre!<\/p>\n
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election day.<\/b><\/p>\n
cold rainy icky day. survived it though.<\/p>\n
went and did my civic duty. lah-di-frickin’ dah.<\/p>\n
\ngo see this cool free stuff site: http:\/\/slimgirl.kinktastic.nu<\/p>\n
back later, taters…<\/p>\n
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Hey there, hi there, ho there.<\/p>\n
Well today it is as rainy as ever. this morning I woke up at 7 and got ready to go out and my friend and I went to the post office ’cause they had a job ad posted in the paper for holiday work. when we got there they said there was no such thing. what a waste of my morning.<\/p>\n
Last night we left the gym and had dinner. she makes good meatloaf. we rented ‘Being John Malkovich” and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I’ll have to get myself a copy for the tape collection. I need to see the end again because it was a bit confusing.<\/p>\n
Well I’ve got to run back out into the rain again because I have an appointment at 1pm in downtown minneapolis and if I don’t hurry I’ll be late.<\/p>\n
Back later.<\/p>\n
10:23 pm<\/b><\/p>\n gosh, I guess I’m a little bit more chipper tonight than I was earlier. I’m sure it took a couple hours for me to thaw out. you didn’t wanna mess with me earlier. even though I took the day off I found it was very hard to relax today. after I went back out this morning around 11:30 I got very wet and cold and couldn’t get it out of my system until after dinner tonite. I went out to another temp agency (I should be the temp agency poster child, for chrissakes) and did all their friggin’ paper work, testing and whatnot and then missed my bus.<\/p>\n \nso all day I was nasty to anyone who got in my way. It’s kinda weird how little things can change your mood for the rest of the day. good thing I’m feeling better now. anyway this possible position I’m checking into at this agency is for some admin asst. work at a prestigious post secondary educational institution in downtown Minneapolis and I’m far too excited. I know I need to squelch that because I’ve been there and done that before, only to be let down. shit hurts I guess. gotta pick my ass up, brush it off and start anew. whatever.<\/p>\n even though it’s late I am nowhere near tired and I would like to skip out on job du jour tomorrow. it ain’t happenin’, so I’m gonna hafta get myself ready for bed and face the music. yummy. I can’t wait for dessert.<\/p>\n Posted by dayleeblog | today I am beat. last night a girl I work with and I decided to go out for drinks and see what else we could get into and we didn’t get home until 4am. I woke up around 9am to tell her she had better get ready to go home ’cause she had to go to church. I only got about 4 hours sleep. that’s when you start to feel your age. sheesh.<\/p>\n Radio free virgin player sucks, for the most part, and although the track assortment is aplenty, and the sound is cd-quality, the interruptions due to connection buffering seems non-stop so the playback is not that pleasant.<\/p>\n hey, when you were kids, have any of you ever seen this film back in school? I remember it fondly and I want a copy (it’s out of print right now).<\/p>\n well I’m about to go pack a bag. going to go to the gym w\/Cheir and have dinner. I’m off work tomorrow so I’ll probably stay overnight.<\/p>\n PS – I had a sexual dream about another female the other night….what the hell is that about?<\/p>\n Posted by dayleeblog | Uff da.<\/p>\n It was after nine when I got home tonight. I had been out since 6:30 this morning and was ON all day. Sometimes I get tired of being ON all day. Sometimes I just wanna go home and sit on the couch and scratch my butt in front of MTV.<\/p>\n So tonite after working nine hours I have to take a side trip out to Minneapolis for a PT job interview. Late getting there. Met with Joe. W. Corporate. Met with Miss Mary So-and-So. Got lost leaving interview. Walked 6 blocks to assumed bus stop. No posted sign. Kept walking. Maybe they moved it. Walked total of ten blocks out of way to new bus stop (detoured due to construction). Wasted 25 minutes–easy, waiting for bus to St. Paul. Got very very windblown. Got bored. Got tired. One can only shift into so many different positions while standing, waiting for a bus. Came to conclusion that riding the bus in Minneapolis is like Christmas. It comes once a year. Got to downtown St. Paul in the rain. Waited for bus number 2 in cold glass shelter, poring through City Pages for more job opportunity, simultaneously trying to avoid the personals and ‘massage’ service ads (they’re in the back but so are the classifieds and one can easily run smack into them) which are so sleazy that even they would shock a Lake Street prostitute. Got off at mini mart, formerly owned by sister’s best friend’s uncle’s second wife, now owned by two very sexy but very stupid and shady young Lebanese men. Bought pizza, carton of milk, loaf of bread. Walked home. Was assaulted by overabundance of mail (crap) practically falling out of box. Threw new crap onto table, on top of 6 days’ worth of previously received crap. Put pizza in oven. Picked up phone and checked voicemail. Skipped 4 messages (crap) and ignored older crap still sitting there waiting to be deleted. Hung up. Sat down at table. Looked through crap. Burnt pizza. Picked off some of the pepperoni off the top and ate it. Threw the rest away. Pondered what to do next. Looked through college course guide and junkmail and bills. Almost did the dishes. Almost got a pen to write down the college info. Went into the livingroom, sat down on couch and proceeded to scratch my butt in front of MTV.<\/p>\n Posted by dayleeblog | Already sunday night….I hate that. Hey, one of my icq pals just told me Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested again…damn him. Had I met him a decade ago, this never woulda happened. Yes I’m THAT good. I can rehabilitate anyone and anything. I grow on people. I have ways of changing their lives. I taught … <\/p>\n\n
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