Hey all.<\/p>\n
It got to a blistering and balmy 12 degrees in the Twin Cities today, and it\u2019s only going to get better! Oooh, we\u2019re expecting a high of 15 degrees on Wednesday\u2026can\u2019t wait! Tonight when I got home I turned up the oven to 450 degrees and stood in front of it like a bum would do, in front of a flaming 55 gallon garbage can in some city alley. I was warm and toasty\u2026for a minute.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s freezing in my apartment and I found out much of the cold is attributed to leaky windows. I am gonna have to go get a 3M Window Insulator kit this week. Stopping at KMart on the way home is gonna be a drag, but it\u2019ll pay off soon. Living in Minnesota is sort of like living in Siberia, only the people are nicer. Most of them, anyway.<\/p>\n
This week is my last week at my full time job, since I am planning on attending college this spring. Rent and utilities are going to be a bitch if I can only work part time so now I am just pumping up my hours at the PT job and roommate-hunting. Such fun. Wanna live with me? I don\u2019t have any pets, I\u2019ve got cable, and a pullout sofa bed, so you\u2019re all set. I DO snore though. People tell me it\u2019s kind of a whimper\/snort\/wheeze combination. Dang. That\u2019s gonna cost me a few prospects.<\/p>\n
In the midst of all these reality bites, I have actually contemplated telecommuting. That\u2019s right, working from home, just me and my ISP connection. One thing was clear to me, as I surfed along looking at job listing after job listing, and that was the fact that hey! I don\u2019t have to look for a real job, I could simply go running to join the rest of the gang at About.com and be a guide, complete with my own page about the best sushi bars in Knoxville, or proclaim to be an expert on battlebots or even pedicures\u2026I even get my own little doofy picture up in the corner! Right now some of the topics available seem exciting, but I don\u2019t think I could pull off telling folks I was a connoisseur of something like say:<\/p>\n
-4wheel drive\/SUVs-Atlanta, GA-Canada-Curling-Current Events in India-Dairy Foods (Industry)-Hepatitis-Home Electronics in the U.K.-Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses-Laboratory Supplies\/Devices (Industry)-Memphis, TN<\/p>\n
-Men\u2019s Health<\/p>\n
*Sigh* About.com will just have to do without me, I guess.<\/p>\n
Hey, guys! Is it THAT BAD finding a decent gal pal these days? Moving on\u2013Here\u2019s something to cheer up er, some people: At age 80, success is\u2026\u2026 not peeing your pants.<\/p>\n You\u2019ve got Crap Calling all trailer park-dwelling single moms: DYING to have the latest book by Rosie O\u2019Donnell? -\u201dThis guy will get you chics!!!!!! He ROCKS! VERY GREAT PRODUCT! IT ACTUALLY WORKS! A+++\u201d<\/p>\n -\u201dFast delivery, product as advertised. I bought 10 bottles \u2019cause I ran out already! thanks\u201d<\/p>\n -\u201dPHEROMONE STUFF WORKS!!!! I AM A BABE MAGNET NOW, AND ENJOY GETTING BLONDE CHICS!!!\u201d[aw, dang! *runs off to walgreens for a bottle of Clairol no. 37* -b]<\/p>\n -\u201dTHIS STUFF REALLY WORKS! GIRLS HAVE NO RESISTANCE!\u201d[oh, really? *makes sign of the cross with fingers* -b]<\/p>\n -\u201dMy menstrual cycle was so irregular that it required a serious hormonal treatment. But I could not continue the treatment since the medication damaged my liver and raised blood pressure to a dangerous level. Guess what, my cycle became regular for the first time in years after I started the wearing the pheromones.\u201d[uMkay, that\u2019s just a little more than I needed to know -b]<\/p>\n Also, in my weekly email from http:\/\/intelligentX.com (which is actually a kinda o.k. site for news and entertainment) I got a message that today is Game show host Wink Martindale\u2019s birthday!!![hoo. rah. I thought he was dead. This update says he turns 66 -b]<\/p>\n Surprise Clicks!!! (You-Never-Know?) This Weeks Surprise Click Last Weeks Surprise ClickOh frig\u2026this thing above is just LAME \u2026like you CAN\u2019T read the link that shows up in your browser\u2019s staus bar! This particular \u201cspecial deal\u201d came to me from indexman.com, so far my top contender for the lamest of the lame websites.<\/p>\n nuz? what\u2019s nuz? I dunno, whatsnuz with you?<\/p>\n 17 Executed in U.S. for Juvenile Crimes Smashing pumpkins bid farewell PepsiCo to buy Quaker Oats Harvard, Stanford to Enroll in E-Learning Fun, fun, fun, for everyone<\/strong> Hey all. It got to a blistering and balmy 12 degrees in the Twin Cities today, and it\u2019s only going to get better! Oooh, we\u2019re expecting a high of 15 degrees on Wednesday\u2026can\u2019t wait! Tonight when I got home I turned up the oven to 450 degrees and stood in front of it like a … <\/p>\n
<\/strong>Apparently the people at realdoll.com think so. For ONLY $5,749.00, you too can have the girl of your dreams. \u201calways ready & available \u2026 provides stress-free companionship.\u201d and claims to be affordable\u2013\u201dless inexpensive than most alternatives\u201d (what KIND of alternatives?!) are the company\u2019s many self-praises. Well, guys, I\u2019m a CHEAP date! Just last night I was completely contented just sitting on the couch with a bag of microwave popcorn and a re-run of some show on the history channel, for pete\u2019s sake. Plus I\u2019m cute, bubbly, have a brain, nice boobs, clear skin, big brown eyes and hell\u2026I\u2019m fun to be around, dammit! [credit for my attention to the above goes to killyourtv.com -b]<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Success at any age:At age 4, success is\u2026\u2026 not peeing your pants.At age 12, success is\u2026\u2026 having friends.At age 20, success is\u2026\u2026 having sex.At age 35, success is\u2026\u2026 making good money.At age 60, success is\u2026\u2026 having sex.At age 70, success is\u2026\u2026 having friends.<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Starting today, I will be taking the trash out. whatever dumb shit people send me in my email (spam, free this-N-thats), will get spread across the page, on a hopefully regular basis. enjoy.<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Here\u2019s your very own guide to making double-sure that guy you picked up at the bar the other night isn\u2019t a crook: http:\/\/www.casebreakers.com gets you quick access to criminal records online, including:-county and state criminal records-warrant searches-state and federal prision searches It\u2019s fairly cheap, too, provided you skip out on a couple Sunday night bingos and the occasional bottle of Wild Turkey\u2026<\/p>\n
<\/strong>Sure\u2026aren\u2019t we ALL?! well, if you fill out a questionaire, these guys will GIVE you one, for free. Like I\u2019d pay for it!
\nHold me, Sniff me, kiss me, thrill me<\/strong>At http:\/\/www.thisproductworks.com, (which by the way, I think is the lamest domain name EVER for a commercial site) they are featuring Androstenone, a product supposedly guaranteed to attract the opposite sex. If nothing else, read the goofy testimonials. Here\u2019s snippets of some:<\/p>\n
<\/strong>NEW YORK (AP) – Total of 17 men executed in U.S. for crimes committed as juveniles, including four this year, according to the Justice Department. [how messed up is this world? full story here -b]<\/p>\n
<\/strong>CHICAGO (AP) – Debuting as a band 13 years ago, The Pumpkins bid farewell to their fans with four-hour collage of songs that have made them one of the most definitive bands of the past decade. The finale at the 1,100-person capacity Metro on Chicago\u2019s North Side was one of the hottest tickets of the year\u2026[awww\u2026buh byee Pumpkins! full story here -b]<\/p>\n
<\/strong>NEW YORK (AP) – PepsiCo Inc. has agreed to pay $13.4 billion in stock to acquire Quaker Oats Co., the maker of Gatorade and Major cereals, a source familiar with the negotiations said.[great, now I hope Cap\u2019n Crunch can replace the Pepsi girl on those damned TV commercials! full story here -b]<\/p>\n
<\/strong>The universities say they will jointly offer nondegree business courses on the Web, a move that likely will do for online education what Plato did for the Academy.[dang, I was hoping to get a go for the online degree! full story here -b]<\/p>\n
\nFrom old monuments to odd statues and landmarks, http:\/\/roadsideamerica.com is the roadtripper\u2019s smorgasboard of eyecandy. It guides you through highways and byways to every dashboard distraction, some sure to beat out every strange thing you could ever conjure up from your memory as a kid going on family car trips. One thing I saw of note: a big boy convoy, of all things! Also, check out their site of the week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"