Rebecca Blood\u2019s blog turns 3. Well\u2026as of yesterday. Happy belated b-day, Rebecca!<\/p>\n
In other news\u2026<\/p>\n
It\u2019s the 12th Annual Golden Hairy Ass Awards<\/b>
\nYou can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting \u201cGolden Hairy Ass\u201d awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of things-Russian. The awards came to be as a result of the eXile staff having hairy asses, and some silly soul noted that. The categories this year:<\/p>\n
1. Big Swinging Hairy Ass2. Come-From-Behind Hairy Ass3: Hottest Hairless Ass4. Gnarliest Elephantine Ass on a Journalist With No Ethics Award5. Hairiest Shaven Box Atop a Grimy, Beer-Soaked Bar-Top, Getting Fingered By a Nigerian Stripper Award<\/p>\n
6. The Vichy France Award<\/p>\n
Oh, and uh\u2026my application to write reviews at The Weblog Review has been accepted<\/b>. Whoopie! So be on your best blog behavior, clean up your links, bake a cake, get washed up for company to come over, and slap a smile on your face, if you don\u2019t do these things, watch out\u2026 your site may be my next victim!<\/p>\nSame day, different year..<\/h3>\n
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Rebecca Blood\u2019s blog turns 3. Well\u2026as of yesterday. Happy belated b-day, Rebecca! In other news\u2026 It\u2019s the 12th Annual Golden Hairy Ass Awards You can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting \u201cGolden Hairy Ass\u201d awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of things-Russian. … <\/p>\n