{"id":225,"date":"2006-06-27T17:51:23","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=225"},"modified":"2006-06-27T17:51:23","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:51:23","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-happy-holidays-and-internet-errata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Happy Holidays and Internet Errata"},"content":{"rendered":"

Go, Go, Go to http:\/\/www.davidgagne.net Read all about it. I luv it, I luv it, I luv it. want to spread it on a cracker. just like I told him so.<\/p>\n

Home for the holiday. Yippee! Oh, but wait. I gotta upgrade my IE to 5.5. God forbid I crash something or my java doesn\u2019t work JUST RIGHT, while on this oh Holy happy one-day hiatus (yes, I have to work Friday, Saturday AND Sunday). I\u2019m hoping to spread myself really thin and have to end up at Workaholics Anonymous meetings, drinking Perrier with a twist and chainsmoking while rubbing elbows with uppitty paralegals slash Girl Scout leaders slash PTA chairs slash soccer moms (and OK, dads too) who engage in brow-beating their kids to overachieve but then they\u2019re at the office 18 hours a day, and have to spend Saturday nights cheating on their spouses and need to be on the golf course on Sunday by noon.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t believe what I\u2019m faced with when I\u2019m done downloading the upgrade and ready to install. It says there is more downloading to do. So I click \u2018Next\u2019 and here is what I get:<\/p>\n

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So then what do I get when I go to look for tech support? Bill\u2019s gay-ass \u201cOh, hi, I put my pants on one leg at a time, too you know\u201d page. Fuck it.<\/p>\n

Going to mom\u2019s house now, for the festivities. Hoo. Rah.<\/p>\n

Katie, Matt & Willard are going to be way too perky for me, bright and early tomorrow, \u2019cause I plan on being hung over with a capital \u2018H\u2019\u2026.it\u2019s just been THAT kind of week. Week? Ha. It\u2019s not even over yet.<\/p>\n

Speaking of drinks\u2026I was trying to find the best place for cocktail and beverage recipes is and when I clicked on this link, this is what I got (screenshot below).<\/p>\n

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All I could say was whoa, that\u2019s a big fuckin\u2019 search bar, mate.<\/p>\n

Well that\u2019s all the fun I could stand! I\u2019m out, for now anyway\u2026<\/p>\n

nitey-nite<\/p>\n

Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n

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