{"id":227,"date":"2006-06-27T17:51:47","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=227"},"modified":"2006-06-27T17:51:47","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:51:47","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-wild-thing-you-make-my-heart-sing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb WILD THING you make my heart SING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You make EVERrrr-thaang<\/p>\n<p>grooooovvvvy<\/p>\n<p>Where did that come from?<\/p>\n<p>*looks around the room*<\/p>\n<p>My life sucks. I need a new one.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe these guys will buy it for me.<\/p>\n<p>Anybody got any offers?<br \/>\nI\u2019ve already checked the junk mail and the classifieds.<\/p>\n<p>I think I just need somebody to love.<\/p>\n<p>*gasp*<br \/>\nOh NO. did I say that? wtf is wrong with me?<\/p>\n<p>Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode, my heart will be guest-starring.<\/p>\n<p>PS: this is utterly, repugnantly, repulsive<\/p>\n<p>\\n\\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You make EVERrrr-thaang grooooovvvvy Where did that come from? *looks around the room* My life sucks. I need a new one. Maybe these guys will buy it for me. Anybody got any offers? I\u2019ve already checked the junk mail and the classifieds. I think I just need somebody to love. *gasp* Oh NO. did I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=227\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb WILD THING you make my heart SING&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}