Entertainment Bits<\/b>
\nHere\u2019s where I yammer about some recent happenings in the media. Why do I feel like I have to explain myself? Ugh. I\u2019m a dork. Deal.<\/p>\n
Look What I Can Do!<\/b>
\nUnlike alot of people, I didn\u2019t pay much attention to magician David Blaine\u2019s recent \u2018trick\u2019, he called Vertigo. Whatever. Big deal. So you can stand still for 35 hours. Cool. My dad worked as a baker for 35 years, standing like that (well, moving a little<\/i>) for 10 hours a day. Give the boy his Guinness World Record and tell him to shut it. Anyway, this is what I did watch last night, since I don\u2019t watch The West Wing and don\u2019t have cable, for much else:<\/p>\n
Bada-Bing<\/b>
\nThat\u2019s about how quickly the fight went down last night at Celebrity Boxing II, on FOX TV. Joanie Laurer<\/b>, formerly known as China (Chyna? Cheina? whatever..) got her ass handed to her by Joey Buttafuoco<\/b>, however an unfair battle it may have been. He basically avoided tossing too many body shots or punches and concentrated on throwing her around like a domestic assault victim. When it was over the host asked Joey and China how they felt the fight went, and Joey says some bullshit about being in the pen and being innocent (I guess it\u2019s like shell-shock, once you\u2019ve been in a war, you talk about nothing else). Joanie says that she thought it was an unfair fight, but let her and Joey get in \u2018her ring\u2019 and play by \u2018her rules\u2019 and then see how things go! Um\u2026isn\u2019t she retired from pro wrestling? John Wayne Bobbit was originally Buttafuoco\u2019s opponent in this match but I guess he was in the hospital for something.
\nOlga Korbut<\/b> versus Darva Conger<\/b>: Darva kicked Olga\u2019s ass, as I had expected, being she outweighs and outreaches Olga by a bit, it was a very agressive match. Basically the audience has Darva in their sights, and booed and hissed and cussed the whole time she was being introduced and whatnot (I don\u2019t like her either, she\u2019s a stupid bitch), but then the crowd loved her once she proved herself a worthy competitor.
\nRon Palillo<\/b>, 48 (aka Arnold Horshak from 70\u2019s TV fame \u201cWelcome Back Kotter\u201d) versus Dustin Diamond<\/b>, 25 (aka Screech from Saved By The Bell): What the hell was the show\u2019s producers thinking? Horshak is lighter than Diamond by over 30 lbs., and quite a bit older. Therefore, Diamond kicked his patooty to the other hemisphere.
\nThe African basketball player, Manute Bol<\/b> kicked William \u201cRefrigerator\u201d Perry\u2019s<\/b> ass, but I didn\u2019t see that fight \u2019cause I was in the other room.<\/p>\n
No Laughing Matter<\/b>
\nIs ABC news bored? Have nothing else to offer? They must be. Evident as in this recent article, praising and picking on clowns good and bad, respectively. One thing it mentions is coulrophobia. The fear of clowns. Are there THAT MANY PEOPLE with this affliction? Who knew? I mean, come ON, I get scared of normal things like dark alleys, extreme heights, etc. Do any of you really know of anyone who suffers from this? I can\u2019t help but giggle. I mean, I don\u2019t think clowns are all that funny. Funny-looking, maybe. I don\u2019t laugh at them as much as I pity them. Go ahead. Call me a meanie.<\/p>\nSame day, different year..<\/h3>\n
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Entertainment Bits Here\u2019s where I yammer about some recent happenings in the media. Why do I feel like I have to explain myself? Ugh. I\u2019m a dork. Deal. Look What I Can Do! Unlike alot of people, I didn\u2019t pay much attention to magician David Blaine\u2019s recent \u2018trick\u2019, he called Vertigo. Whatever. Big deal. So … <\/p>\n