{"id":245,"date":"2006-06-27T17:55:49","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=245"},"modified":"2006-06-27T17:55:49","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:55:49","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=245","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Five-Finger Discount Shopping Mall Princess Winona Ryder<\/b><br \/>\nProvided SNL audiences with guffaws at her own expense, while hosting the show\u2019s season finale last weekend. The actress, who was arrested and accused of shoplifting at Los Angeles\u2019 SAKS FIFTH AVENUE store in December, must wait until later this month to face the charges in court &#8211; but she remains defiant.<\/p>\n<p><b>Editor\u2019s Note:<\/b> Rock star Moby appeared with Ryder in a skit that was a sort of nutty re-enactment of the shoplifting incident. I myself found it particularly ironic (and somewhat funny) that Moby, a.k.a. <b>Mr. No Brand Name Material Things For Me, Thanks<\/b>, was able to place himself in such a position\u2026even if it WAS a pretend shopping mall.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Weekend Blog Carnivals &#8211; 2006<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five-Finger Discount Shopping Mall Princess Winona Ryder Provided SNL audiences with guffaws at her own expense, while hosting the show\u2019s season finale last weekend. The actress, who was arrested and accused of shoplifting at Los Angeles\u2019 SAKS FIFTH AVENUE store in December, must wait until later this month to face the charges in court &#8211; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=245\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}