{"id":246,"date":"2006-06-27T17:56:01","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2006-06-27T17:56:01","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:56:01","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Love Hurts<\/b><br \/>\nThis past week in Rome, GA, a man by the name of Getty Garnsberger proposed to his wife in a very creative fashion. Garnsberger told us that, \u201cMost guys get on one knee and ask their pretty girlfriend to marry them. It is in my opinion that guys who get on one knee are pussies and are their wife\u2019s bitch for life. I love my lady, but I don\u2019t want her to think that I am her bitch, and that\u2019s why I proposed to her like this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Garnsberger proposed to his future bride by hanging above her via metal hooks and wire punctured through the skin and muscle tissue new game where you pinch altar boys\u2019 asses until you win!<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Weekend Blog Carnivals &#8211; 2006<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love Hurts This past week in Rome, GA, a man by the name of Getty Garnsberger proposed to his wife in a very creative fashion. Garnsberger told us that, \u201cMost guys get on one knee and ask their pretty girlfriend to marry them. It is in my opinion that guys who get on one knee &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=246\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}