Idiot Criminal of the Week<\/b>
\nA suspected drug dealer must not have had anywhere to stash his crack cocaine and marijuana, authorities said, so he brought it with him to court.<\/p>\n
Duron Ford, 19, had a court appearance Monday on drug possession charges. Knowing Ford was due in court, officers approached him in the courthouse to serve a warrant on an unrelated case.<\/p>\n
As police closed in on him, Ford reportedly said, \u201cMan, I got the blow on me.\u201d<\/p>\n
After 10 police officers corralled Ford in the hallway of the Fayette County courthouse, they found he was carrying about two grams of crack cocaine and some marijuana.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe would hope that they have enough brain cells to know not to bring illicit drugs into the courthouse,\u201d said Ford\u2019s court-appointed attorney, Jeffrey Witeko.<\/p>\n
Ford was in jail after being arraigned on charges of drug possession and resisting arrest.<\/p>\n
Idiot Parents of the Week<\/b>
\nChris Winston named his son William, but Hoover might have been a better choice. Little William is only 21 months but he already has an obsession: vacuum cleaners. His dad says William is so obsessed that \u201csome rooms get vacuumed every 12 hours.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little William isn\u2019t just stuck on vacuum cleaners, he also likes watching vacuuming videos for hours at a time.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately William\u2019s mom erased his prized video: a late-night infomercial for a vacuum cleaner called the Stick Shark.<\/p>\n
William\u2019s been throwing a fit ever since, forcing his parents to get a new copy of the Stick Shark infomercial.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, infomercial broadcasts aren\u2019t listed in \u201cTV Guide.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now, the Winstons are so desperate, they\u2019re taping vacuuming footage off the QVC channel in hopes of sucking up to their child.<\/p>\n
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Idiot Criminal of the Week A suspected drug dealer must not have had anywhere to stash his crack cocaine and marijuana, authorities said, so he brought it with him to court. Duron Ford, 19, had a court appearance Monday on drug possession charges. Knowing Ford was due in court, officers approached him in the courthouse … <\/p>\n