{"id":257,"date":"2006-06-27T17:58:53","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=257"},"modified":"2006-06-27T17:58:53","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:58:53","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-alright-thats-it-someone-just-open-a-fucking-theme-bar-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Alright. That\u2019s it. Someone just open a fucking theme bar already!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2026and call it the Puppy Blender. Serve up some Dalmation Daquris, have a nice \u2018lil happy hour, maybe some bar food like Jalepeno Puppers, make all the waitstaff wear many dogtags as \u2018flair\u2019, you get the idea.<\/p>\n

This is how many times the name is brought up, just in a given day.<\/p>\n

Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n

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\u2026and call it the Puppy Blender. Serve up some Dalmation Daquris, have a nice \u2018lil happy hour, maybe some bar food like Jalepeno Puppers, make all the waitstaff wear many dogtags as \u2018flair\u2019, you get the idea. This is how many times the name is brought up, just in a given day. Same day, different … <\/p>\n

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