{"id":262,"date":"2006-06-27T17:59:54","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=262"},"modified":"2006-06-27T17:59:54","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:59:54","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-true-funny-911-police-phone-call-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb True, Funny 911 &#038; Police Phone Call Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so some of these a bit old (but I never read about some of the older ones until today) and some are more recent. But they\u2019re all true funny stories about people calling the police\/911 for stupid reasons.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man<\/p>\n<p>A \u2018Fowl\u2019 case?<\/p>\n<p>You only cut the one you love\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Leave a trail and they will beat a path to your door\u2026.Crook Calls 911 on Self<\/p>\n<p>Tourist needs a ticket to ride\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pet Bird Calls 911<\/p>\n<p>Lady called cops on Burger King \u2019cause they gave her the wrong food! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/169\/2828\/640\/mp3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cops: Alleged Robber Calls Victim for Date<\/p>\n<p>Wife Win\u2019t Cook Dinner, Hubby Calls Cops<\/p>\n<p>Inept burglar calls 911 for help<\/p>\n<p>Stoned Teenagers Call Cops by Mistake<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so some of these a bit old (but I never read about some of the older ones until today) and some are more recent. But they\u2019re all true funny stories about people calling the police\/911 for stupid reasons. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man A \u2018Fowl\u2019 case? You only cut the one &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=262\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb True, Funny 911 &#038; Police Phone Call Stories&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}