{"id":265,"date":"2006-06-27T18:00:30","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=265"},"modified":"2006-06-27T18:00:30","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:00:30","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-ugh-guess-people-cant-take-a-friggin-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Ugh. Guess people can\u2019t take a friggin\u2019 joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK my most annoying blogs list has entertained & delighted many and seemingly pinched the nerves of a few. However I shall press on happily, blogging about freely as though nothing ever happened\u2026<\/strike><\/p>\n

Screw that. I\u2019m going to say a few things\u2026<\/p>\n

While I never intended to go and find one of the items on my list to identify with (I suppose I coulda\u2026) lots of others did (cool) but some that did, I wasn\u2019t saying something was wrong with them if they identified with any of the types of blogs that are annoying, I don\u2019t want to be a Bad Guy<\/strong>. But if you did\u2026Hey! You DIDN\u2019T HAVE to be so honest and self-depricating\u2026 you could have played it off<\/i> by stuffing any telltale entries under the rug, thereby fooling many web surfers since lots of them don\u2019t read more than a few posts at a time (many handfuls of blog readers have admitted this to me). Heck. That\u2019s what I would\u2019ve done.<\/p>\n

While I see many of the comments as most likely gentle, subtle taunts, to see which Annoying Blog\/Blogger I shall identify most with, maybe I didn\u2019t wanna!<\/p>\n

What if I told you I felt like my blog was a little bit of each of those types? What would you say? Would you call me a hypocrite?<\/p>\n

Would you call me and say, \u201cHello pot, this is the kettle. You\u2019re black!!\u201d?<\/p>\n

Well, okay. But that was not the idea behind the post. It was just well, cathartic, fun and meant to be lighthearted. But, if you insist\u2026<\/p>\n

I can be a Stalker-type Blogger<\/strong>
\nHolly says she\u2019s ashamed to admit she is from Minnesota like I am! Is it embarassing? Dat\u2019s okay. Yah. Shoor. You betch-yah. Haay, howssyer cussin Olie? Didyah ketch enny fish in dat derr lake? Yah. Gimmee-yah Pabst Blue Ribbon derr, wooj yah?. Yahhh. I\u2019m goooin to da Vellss Farko ta see abote a boaat lone. Yah. Am I EMBARASSING YOU YET? Huh Holly?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Or I could be a bit of The Gossip Hound<\/strong>
\nHolly said she wonders why Basil and Harvey even noticed my blog post. I dunno! You tell me.<\/p>\n

Others follow suit saying things like \u201cWho does this blogger think she is?\u201d<\/p>\n

Uhm. I\u2019m me. Nice ta meetcha! Howdydo?<\/p>\n

Then she posts her own list. That\u2019s cool, glad I could inspire you. I can accept that, but don\u2019t go calling me a loser<\/em>. That\u2019s just playin\u2019 dirty. Only my momma can do that.<\/p>\n

And I could play the Friday Night Fights Blogger
<\/strong>Where is the reasoning behind saying \u201c# 3 – Blogs written by bloggers who believe 1000 links is a necessary ingredient to a good blog\u201d. Actually I don\u2019t ever recall stating that, nor do I believe it. So if you\u2019ve gleaned that on your own, oh well. Welcome to Super Happy Imagination Land Playing<\/strong>, to you! OK that sounded like a Japanese cartoon. Did I already mention I was a link whore?<\/p>\n

In all the years I\u2019ve been blogging (6, if you want to know), I NEVER ever told anyone that my blog was good.<\/p>\n

Shit.<\/p>\n

This is my<\/strong> tiny, insignificant, pile of shit,<\/u> little crappy corner of the web, full of words and nonsense and BS and wonderment and dreams and rants and whatnot. It\u2019s my most prized utter waste of lots of time, but happens to be tons of fun and therapy for ME.<\/p>\n

If no one reads it then fine.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s mine. Not yours.<\/p>\n

If you like it, cool beans.<\/p>\n

If you don\u2019t, awesome. If it seems to be too much torture to read a few entries, go click on one of my \u201c1000 links\u201d.<\/p>\n

I half expected some to get sensitive about it but this Holly person has some kind of personal vendeta against me, and yet I don\u2019t know her from Adam. Oh well.<\/p>\n

Although my blog is fairly old, I<\/em>\u2018ve only recently<\/em> been trying to sort of revive it, though I do have a life<\/em> (hence the off, then on, then off, then on-again entries Holly was so quick to point out). I discovered it was easier to just STEAL TRAFFIC instead of trying to wedge myself into the blogging community by being nice and sitting back after posting entries, I decided that if I really wanted to gain more attention and groupie and whatnot, I really had to live up to that big ol\u2019 skanky link ho<\/strong> status of mine (I always have been one, this was just a renewed effort) and lately the Alliance has been my pimp.<\/p>\n

PS – Hey Holly\u2026.your blog\u2019s sidebar falls down to the bottom on my screen (a 15\u2033 which is still the majority size of computer screens of consumers) so that means a majority of people see that and probably think, \u201cGee, that blog jess don\u2019t look right.\u201d<\/p>\n

And while I don\u2019t claim to be perfect, I do do my homework \u2026don\u2019t that count fer somethin\u2019?<\/p>\n

Heh, heh.<\/p>\n

She said \u201cdo do\u201d!<\/p>\n

Now, let\u2019s see\u2026.what other kind of Annoying Blogger should I be\u2026.<\/p>\n

OH! How about I try on some of that Goth \u201cWoe is Me\u201d Crap?<\/b><\/p>\n

I just want to BELONG\u2026<\/i><\/p>\n

LIKE<\/u> ME.<\/p>\n

ACCEPT<\/u> ME!<\/p>\n

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh.<\/p>\n

*sniff*<\/p>\n

OK I feel better now.<\/p>\n

Kin we all jess git along?<\/p>\n

PS – it was meant to be mostly a joke, people. Look it up.<\/p>\n

\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n