{"id":270,"date":"2006-06-27T18:01:30","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=270"},"modified":"2006-06-27T18:01:30","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:01:30","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2002-april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb April"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Monday, April 29th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you\u2013Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure\u2026and I thought I\u2019d seen every bit of his work!<br \/>\nIf you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself acquainted with [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, April 29th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Today as I\u2019m reading the news I do a little jig of joy on the way to the kitchen to get a 2nd cup of coffee.The fiance and I have finished our business model and are working on marketing strategies. This business model has been nothing but a headachefor us since Christmas. Now [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 28th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Rebecca Blood\u2019s blog turns 3. Well\u2026as of yesterday. Happy belated b-day, Rebecca! In other news\u2026<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the 12th Annual Golden Hairy Ass Awards You can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting \u201cGolden Hairy Ass\u201d awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 28th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?<br \/>\nMaggie Lehman, a fine source of editorial commentary over at The Onion, once again proves herself correct. She points out \u201cLike many people, I enjoy pornographic movies.\u201d but she\u2019s got an issue with bad language. \u201cThankfully, my husband Marv fast-forwards through the plot so [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, April 22nd, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>\u2026of Communication Between Men \u00a0 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it\u2019s master<\/p>\n<p>b. The moment Angelina [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, April 22nd, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Friends, I\u2019ve long wanted to be able to provide useful advice to the young people today, with regards to their ever-fruitful social lives, to help guide them along whatever paths in life they choose. I\u2019ve got some solutions for most red-blooded men and women. If you posess at least half a brain, [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, April 20th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who may be considering returning to the single life\u2026Dating &#8211; Its Causes and Cures<br \/>\nDating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion. Most dating results from lingering guilt about masturbation. Of course, no one has any religious or ethical guilt about masturbation any more. But people DO [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, April 19th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>UGh. It took me over twenty minutes to post this day\u2019s entries. Blogger publishing seems to be slow, or down. I checked status.blogger.com and there\u2019s nothing there to tell me any different, and also status.blogspot.com, and no news there, which leaves me to use the Adminimizer toolbar from ASP Modules. If [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, April 19th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Powell\u2019s Israel Visit Brings About\u2026Nothing, Dampening ExpectationsAs the Israeli military continued its offensive, Israel was on high alert for suicide bombers and the secretary ofstate said a formal truce was unlikely before he left.<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, April 19th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Napping. It\u2019s not just for kids and lazy people anymore.The tradition of napping in other countries is supposedly dying out. It\u2019s been proven be a healthful and refreshing and even life-extending benefit to notable folks like Winston Churchill, Thomas Edison, Napolean Bonaparte, Johannes Brahms, and Ronald Reagan, so why didn\u2019t Americans ever emphasize [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, April 19th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>New Audio CD\u2019s on the Market Will Not Play on CD-ROM DevicesIn the near future, a large amount of new audio CD\u2019s released by recording artists will not play properly in your computer\u2019s CD-ROM player. Why? Because, a-la Napster, once again, it\u2019s a battle of copyrights. Sony figures that people who will [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, April 19th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Fox TV Cancels \u2018Ally McBeal\u2019I don\u2019t know where I was when this hit the news, \u2019cause I missed it. Had I known, I\u2019d have baked a cake and threw a party. You all know how much I loathe this show, this waste of an hour of someone\u2019s precious time, so you know of [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, April 18th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s with Christina Appelgate lately? Didn\u2019t she used to be much better looking? I think now that she\u2019s off TV and into being a movie star again, she\u2019s on that popular Hollywood diet, called SMOKE &amp; COKE. Ladies, when we can see your rib bones between your breasts, it\u2019s NOT sexy. [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, April 18th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Well, in the last two weeks here in Minnesota, it has snowed, rained &amp; hailed, and we\u2019ve had record breaking high temps. Monday it got to 93 degrees! WTF?! It was unbearable. I can\u2019t complain that much about Monday since I refuse to get my air conditioner from downstairs and install [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, April 17th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>YAY! They finally got them up! You know that little animated purple bumper-sticker-looking thing in the left hand column? Well, that\u2019s my blogsticker! and now they\u2019ve finally published them for all to see! Want one? Go here and check \u2018em out\u2026I\u2019ve made white versions of each one for those who [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, April 29th, 2002 Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you\u2013Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure\u2026and I thought I\u2019d seen every bit of his work! 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