{"id":271,"date":"2006-06-27T18:02:16","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2006-06-27T18:02:16","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:02:16","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2005-june","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2005 \u00bb June"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Thursday, June 30th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>This dickhead\u2019s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that.<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s worse, there\u2019s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, every time his words [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, June 30th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>You should really check out Catch27.com. You could win a PS2 or a Digital Cam or an iPOD. I\u2019m only doing it to win something\u2026it\u2019s full \u2018o whores and teeny boppers and assholes named Brad with 47 pieces of metal on his face but hey it\u2019s worth the prize.<\/p>\n<p>Plus I have another blog [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, June 29th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The news surrounding this woman\u2019s disappearance is a painful reminder that we as American adults need to be more involved in children\u2019s lives (yes, they may be 17 &amp; 18 but they are still just kids) and we need to be \u2018hip\u2019 to what is going on at all times.<br \/>\nI cannot even believe that (even [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, June 29th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>OK this is two days late, I like to post these on Sundays but uh\u2026. I\u2019ve been busy. No more no more no more no more<\/p>\n<p>OK I\u2019m not sure if this person was looking for the lyrics to Ray Charles\u2019 \u201cHit The Road, Jack\u201d or if the person was just demanding NO MORE! So I\u2019m just [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, June 29th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>\u2026and call it the Puppy Blender. Serve up some Dalmation Daquris, have a nice \u2018lil happy hour, maybe some bar food like Jalepeno Puppers, make all the waitstaff wear many dogtags as \u2018flair\u2019, you get the idea.<br \/>\nThis is how many times the name is brought up, just in a given day.<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, June 27th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Oprah Winfrey denied at Hermes, all you can eat buffets<\/p>\n<p>Come see Tom play J-E-O-P-A-R-D=Y!<\/p>\n<p>Tom Cruise is foaming at the mouth\u2026someone shoot him, quick!<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, June 27th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Number of blogs referencing this twit, even though her 15 minutes are up (OK day lee is guilty as sin on this one too).<br \/>\nI know, I already commented on this over at the GOC, but it bears repeating. Only because tonight as I\u2019m flipping through the news stories on TV her bug-eyes come on the [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, June 26th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Is up, over at The Owner\u2019s Manual. Below are the contributors this time around: Conservative Cat: Confused Americans for Truth &#8211; Pie a la Liberal Watcher of Weasels looks at The Undiscovered Country. Multiple Mentality reflects on just how expensive Girl Scout Cookies have become ROFASix: Afraid of \u201cmore\u201d Democracy in America. The Owner\u2019s Manual presents: Homeopathetic<\/p>\n<p>Pratie Place: People having [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, June 26th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Over at What Would Hollywood Do? beej is sponsering an \u201cOpen mic\u201d as it were. Every Thursday, one lucky person will be able to post a blog entry at this blog, and be given access to do so.<br \/>\nIf you don\u2019t already know, WWHD is a blog that takes much issue with famous people who have [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, June 25th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Okay, so some of these a bit old (but I never read about some of the older ones until today) and some are more recent. But they\u2019re all true funny stories about people calling the police\/911 for stupid reasons. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man A \u2018Fowl\u2019 case? You only cut the one you love\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Leave [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, June 25th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I totally stole this from Grouchy Old Cripple this afternoon. Some test to see how observant the average person is\u2026======================================================== Don\u2019t look at mine if you are going to take it, because I included my answers below. Take it at GOC\u2019s. NO LOOKING AROUND ON YOUR DESK\u2026 Average person only gets 7 right.<\/p>\n<p>This is based on [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, June 25th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>from the Saturday Silly Schtuff Dept. Madfish Willie\u2019s posted a new episode guide, Television Specials for 00\u2019s. Notice the titles with a bit more of a \u2018gangsta\u2019 twist, now that Generation Z (or is it Y?) has become so coarsened and rooted in a new and strange urbanized hip hop culture. Thanks a lot, Eminem!<\/p>\n<p>I myself [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, June 25th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>OK my most annoying blogs list has entertained &amp; delighted many and seemingly pinched the nerves of a few. However I shall press on happily, blogging about freely as though nothing ever happened\u2026 Screw that. I\u2019m going to say a few things\u2026<\/p>\n<p>While I never intended to go and find one of the items on my list [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, June 24th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Yes. I had the hots for Mallory Keaton\u2019s little, freckle-faced kid brother ever since he was in Silver Spoons. Gawd, I used to adore him!<\/p>\n<p>Unlike most chicks I went to school with, I was never one of those girls in the class who really got all \u2018groupied-out\u2019 and fell head over heels for everyone. You know\u2026David AND [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, June 24th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Be the next \u2018blog superstar! I have another web site (yes, one of many) which shines the proverbial spotlight on all news which happens to cover stars involved with issues du jor. Or even news about or involving former stars who are now congresspersons\/other officials\/social hippie scum\/political candidates\/traitors\/etc.<\/p>\n<p>It takes this news, chews it up &amp; then [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, June 30th, 2005 This dickhead\u2019s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that. What\u2019s worse, there\u2019s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=271\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2005 \u00bb June&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}