{"id":273,"date":"2006-06-27T18:33:50","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=273"},"modified":"2006-06-27T18:33:50","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T18:33:50","slug":"kiss-my-sass-grumplicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Grumplicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Tuesday, May 30th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t decide if it\u2019s yet another scare tactic or something to not worry about.\u00a0 Dateline NBC\u2019s website has a report on E.coli bacteria found in bagged lettuce.\u00a0 3 different people in Minnesota contracted E.coli and were gravely ill, after having eaten lettuce from a bag!<br \/>\nWell if this isn\u2019t proof positive that people should just [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, May 30th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>When you are having no fun. I do believe I\u2019m suffering from some burnout.\u00a0 I have worked an average of 14-18 hours a day, (with the exception of a day or two off every month) for the last 16 months and I feel like I need a long nap!<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I got a cute comment earlier today [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, May 21st, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I did not want to cook this weekend so I ordered some Chinese takeout on Friday night.<br \/>\nI made sure to get enough to last for a few meals, though the person who packed my order did not know this, and when it was delivered, I received 3 fortune cookies along with my order.\u00a0 Perhaps they [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, May 14th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why\u00a0anyone likes\u00a0this guy [Ross the intern from The Tonight Show]. Yes\u2013God help me\u2013I watch the Tonight Show.\u00a0 Only because Jay Leno\u2019s jokes are great.\u00a0 Even if he counts on a plethora of others to help write them. Why 40-something is the new 20-something.<\/p>\n<p>Why ER (and other network TV shows)\u00a0has to show us what its like to [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, May 11th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why Don\u2019t Users Read? over at Blankenthoughts was talking about how many people do not read instructions when it comes to computer usage.\u00a0<br \/>\nI agree with this blogger about how people don\u2019t read directions these days.\u00a0 I have to also agree that it seems handwriting is a thing of the past.\u00a0 I don\u2019t fully know if [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, April 4th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Today (which\u00a0is April Fool\u2019s day in case you live under a rock), and it was my birthday.\u00a0 Gawd am I old.\u00a0 Yup.\u00a0 Turned the big 3-3 this year. I would have preferred to stay in bed all day but dear ol\u2019 mom sprung for lunch and a visit.\u00a0\u00a0C\u2019mon\u2026 who can turn down a free lunch?<\/p>\n<p>So we [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, July 29th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve suddenly lost my appetite for blogging.<br \/>\nWho knows if I\u2019ll ever get it back.<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, February 6th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Ladies and gentlemen. May I present\u2026 The \u201cI\u2019m f*cking freezing\u201d tee. As worn by J-Lo, apparently, according to these yahoos. Indeed. Then put on a f*ckingsweatshirt. You f*cking moron.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I\u2019m missing the joke or some sort of clever youthful irony here, but may I ask\u2013why a TEE? It would make perfect sense to place such a classy saying [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, February 4th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a great concept. Can\u2019t sleep? Put this shit on. Guaranteed to have you sawing logs in a matter of 1.5 videos. Case in point: \u2018Let me Go\u2019 by Three Doors Down Great band, great song. Shitty video. \u201cLet me Go\u201d Indeed. Let Me Go Find Who Directed this Fucked Up Video!<\/p>\n<p>Three [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, October 16th, 2004<\/small> <small>Thursday, May 3rd, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m home SICK as a dog today, I\u2019m almost sure it\u2019s the flu. My head feels like it\u2019s stuffed with cinder blocks and my nose won\u2019t stop running, I\u2019m coughing\u00a0like there\u2019s no tomorrow and my whole body aches, all the way down to my little pinky toe. I just now got to feeling strong enough [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, November 17th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Before I go on and on and on, I just wanna say that it is DRAFTY in this mofer tonight! *teeth chattering*<\/p>\n<p>Got home from job #2 late, as usual. Didn\u2019t make any sales, but then again, I can\u2019t sell a plastic baggie to a dude walking his dog in the park. I am never sleepy when [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, November 11th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Okay, this post has nothing to do with The Big Lebowski. I just couldn\u2019t think of a title. I hate this feeling as though there is a need to have a title for every entry, though I do try to come up with clever ones. Sorta stupid, huh?\u00a0 It is cold here in my apartment. Dammit.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, October 17th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know it\u2019s been forever since I\u2019ve updated.\u00a0 Don\u2019t even get me started.\u00a0 Let\u2019s just say that I\u2019ve been busy doing lots of nothing.<br \/>\nI was sitting here on Sunday night at 9:20 pm feeling terribly lucky not to have to go to work tomorrow.\u00a0 I am on a week\u2019s vacation.\u00a0 I have no real [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, May 26th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Happiness is ___________. (fill in the blank here)<br \/>\nSometimes I wonder about people\u2026 Just something I\u2019ve been thinking about for awhile, that\u2019s all. Do you find yourself wondering the same thing? I mean, we\u2019re all here for one thing and that is to live and prosper and be happy, right?\u00a0 But I have DAYS, you know, [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 I can\u2019t decide if it\u2019s yet another scare tactic or something to not worry about.\u00a0 Dateline NBC\u2019s website has a report on E.coli bacteria found in bagged lettuce.\u00a0 3 different people in Minnesota contracted E.coli and were gravely ill, after having eaten lettuce from a bag! 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