{"id":282,"date":"2007-07-23T12:31:24","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=282"},"modified":"2007-07-23T12:31:24","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:31:24","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-weird-searches-holiday-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Weird Searches &#8211; Holiday Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, everyone who\u2019s familiar with my blog knows I love\u00a0write about\u00a0the funniest and\/or oddest website searches that people\u00a0do which take them to\u00a0my blog.\u00a0 This month I\u2019m posting some weird searches which happen to have\u00a0a Christmas flavor to them.\u00a0 Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/elf.jpg\" \/><strong>elfs gone wild<\/strong><br \/>\nI can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no \u2018elfs\u2019 on my blog, perhaps mention of AN ELF, but if plural, they would be referred to as \u2018elves\u2019 (*sigh*\u2013surely some sweet old lady English teacher is rolling in her grave somewhere), and b) none have \u2018gone wild\u2019 that I know of.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Seems there is a pervert out there for every type of flavor of weirdness or far-out fickle fantasy, and the internet is\u00a0their card-catalogue to browse through.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Geez!\u00a0 What\u2019s next?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0<strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/reindeer.jpg\" \/><\/strong><strong>reindeer kiss<\/strong><br \/>\nNo thanks, I don\u2019t go THAT way!<\/p>\n<p>All I can say is\u2026 \u201ctasty!\u201d.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Not.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/aboriginy.jpg\" \/><\/strong><strong>aboriginal Santa Claus Suit<\/strong><br \/>\nWow.\u00a0 I can safely say that no Santa Claus Suits for Aboriginies exist on this blog.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t believe such a thing might exist.\u00a0 I had to actually go look it up, myself.\u00a0 The closes thing I could find, to an Aboriginal Santa Claus was this guy, though it seems he is too busy blowing into his thingamabob, to play Santa.\u00a0 And it appears the job itself does not require much in terms of clothing\u2026let alone necessitating an entire suit.<br \/>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/eddie.jpg\" \/><\/strong><strong>why can\u2019t clark\u2019s crazy cousin eddie go sledding in christmas vacation<\/strong><br \/>\nI\u00a0know, huh!\u00a0 That would have been fun to see.<\/p>\n<p>But\u00a0that\u00a0Clark Griswold\u00a0just steals the show no matter how much Cousin Eddie tries to.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, everyone who\u2019s familiar with my blog knows I love\u00a0write about\u00a0the funniest and\/or oddest website searches that people\u00a0do which take them to\u00a0my blog.\u00a0 This month I\u2019m posting some weird searches which happen to have\u00a0a Christmas flavor to them.\u00a0 Enjoy! elfs gone wild I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no \u2018elfs\u2019 on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=282\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Weird Searches &#8211; Holiday Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}