{"id":290,"date":"2007-07-23T12:39:02","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2007-07-23T12:39:02","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T12:39:02","slug":"kiss-my-sass-the-state-of-the-union","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb The State of the Union"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Monday, January 1st, 2007<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Sorry I think this story is hilarious\u2026 1. Man hears school board wants to consider renaming Winter and Spring holiday breaks for school to \u201cChristmas\u201d and \u201cEaster\u201d, and heartily opposes. 2. Man wants to make the ultimate sacrifice to stand up for his beliefs 3. Man prepares to die in a burst of flames<\/p>\n<p>4. The long arm of [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, November 3rd, 2006<\/small> <small>Wednesday, September 20th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>It appears that Anheuser Busch have pulled the recent riotous TV ads for Bud Light after much whining and fussing\u00a0folks representing\u00a0the North &amp; South American Indian and Aboriginal community,\u00a0among other whiners. So\u2026. if anyone is dying to see them, you still can, at:\u00a0 www.zagarandsteve.com and<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/youtube.com\/results?search_query=steve+%26+zagar<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, September 19th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Seems many things these days are gay. Gay Company Approval. Gay Governors. Gay Corporate Responsibility, Gay This. Gay That. Why is it, that\u2013who you fuck or what kind of genitals\/hormones\/sex issues you have\u2013makes any darn difference to anyone at ALL, except you, your partner, or any potential partners?<\/p>\n<p>When will America have a Straight Rights Demonstration? A Pride [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, September 8th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally subscribed to this silly online rag, called Diversity, Inc., just so I could read an article about a restaurant in India called \u201cHitler\u2019s Kitchen\u201d. Now, I get all kinds of crazy socialist crap in my inbox every day.<br \/>\nNow I\u2019m not one to ignore what is going on, with [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, May 12th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>May 25th 2006 is one year from the day that a bunch of\u00a0commies crowded and crazily protested on the\u00a0streets\u00a0outside of the Women\u2019s Civic Club to protest the meeting of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform (CCIR).\u00a0<br \/>\nApparently the crowd got ridiculous, police came in to thwart some of the ridiculous-ness, and some punk threw a soda [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, May 11th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why Don\u2019t Users Read? over at Blankenthoughts was talking about how many people do not read instructions when it comes to computer usage.\u00a0<br \/>\nI agree with this blogger about how people don\u2019t read directions these days.\u00a0 I have to also agree that it seems handwriting is a thing of the past.\u00a0 I don\u2019t fully know if [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, May 10th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I was reading some horror stories today,\u00a0about beheadings of innocent people by terrorist of the most violent kind, about the fear of other countries nuking us, about threats of new wars, and the now 3-year old war that is still going\u00a0on.\u00a0\u00a0It occured to me how\u00a0easy I have it.\u00a0 Here I sit, working from home and [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, May 1st, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Or as Jay Leno put it tonight, \u201c\u2026Don\u2019t take your immigrant to work day.\u201d<br \/>\nI guess when I heard about immigrants not going to work and school on May 1st, I expected to notice.\u00a0 But I didn\u2019t.\u00a0 At least not in my neck of the woods.\u00a0 In fact, I forgot all about this until tonight.\u00a0 I [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, June 30th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>This dickhead\u2019s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that.<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s worse, there\u2019s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, every time his words [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, June 29th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The news surrounding this woman\u2019s disappearance is a painful reminder that we as American adults need to be more involved in children\u2019s lives (yes, they may be 17 &amp; 18 but they are still just kids) and we need to be \u2018hip\u2019 to what is going on at all times.<br \/>\nI cannot even believe that (even [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, June 25th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>from the Saturday Silly Schtuff Dept. Madfish Willie\u2019s posted a new episode guide, Television Specials for 00\u2019s. Notice the titles with a bit more of a \u2018gangsta\u2019 twist, now that Generation Z (or is it Y?) has become so coarsened and rooted in a new and strange urbanized hip hop culture. Thanks a lot, Eminem!<\/p>\n<p>I myself [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, June 23rd, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Fast-forward to August. Gitmo is shut down, despite the best efforts of those who tried to keep it alive. The detainees, on their way to the new facilities, were mysteriously zapped into a time warp of the Happy, dappy 50\u2019s. Bet you\u2019re thinking, \u201cGod Allah help them!\u201d \u201cThose ca-razy kids!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They were in some nice small rural town [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, June 17th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The brand-spanking new King Tut exhibit at the LA County museum has some blacks upset, particularly in the area of how the folks who put the exhbiit together constructed King Tut\u2019s bust, which was an important feature at the exhibit. Compton city officials were upset because the display does not reflect what they believe [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, June 2nd, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>BuyBlue.org Site\u2019s been around awhile but I just noticed it today. Says in the FAQ that the site \u201cisn\u2019t about politics, it is about positive social change and bringing about a sustainable, fair, and profitable society.\u201d Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>See, these \u2018blue\u2019 people\u2019s idea of social change is just that. Social change. As is anyone\u2019s. [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, January 1st, 2007 Sorry I think this story is hilarious\u2026 1. Man hears school board wants to consider renaming Winter and Spring holiday breaks for school to \u201cChristmas\u201d and \u201cEaster\u201d, and heartily opposes. 2. Man wants to make the ultimate sacrifice to stand up for his beliefs 3. 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