Sunday, December 17th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n
Okay, everyone who\u2019s familiar with my blog knows I love\u00a0write about\u00a0the funniest and\/or oddest website searches that people\u00a0do which take them to\u00a0my blog.\u00a0 This month I\u2019m posting some weird searches which happen to have\u00a0a Christmas flavor to them.\u00a0 Enjoy! elfs gone wild<\/p>\n
I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no \u2018elfs\u2019 on my blog, [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n
best escort services in boca raton fl Hey! First off I\u2019m not anywhere NEAR Florida, and secondly, I cannot fathom how Jeeves would confuse Kiss My Sass with escort services in the Pan Handle state! That dirty old man! sass underwear<\/p>\n
Well, I never! Ha. I can tell you for certain that my underwear [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n
Last week my site\u2019s logs showed the following interesting searches:\u00a0<\/p>\n
Sally Fields facelift – Yes, ladies.\u00a0 Thanks to the Sally Fields facelift, you too, can have the glowing, youthful looks of Sybill.\u00a0 They\u2019ll REALLY, REALLY LIKE you! grammas having sexy – Having sexy what? Shoes?\u00a0 That\u2019s got to be it. \u00a0<\/p>\n
bimbos in the shower – as opposed to\u2026 [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Sunday, November 6th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
has two penises No, I don\u2019t. I have none, actually, being that I\u2019m an anatomically full fledged female. But there\u2019s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does. +divorcing crack addict<\/p>\n
There are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein I foresaw Michael [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Monday, July 4th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
Okay, so this normally gets posted on Sunday\u2026sorry I\u2019m a bit late this week. I did the same thing last week too! Geez. I should just start doing it on Mondays then eh? Well, here are my WEIRDEST search requests for the week\u2026
\nhas two penisesNo, I don\u2019t. I have none, actually, being [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
OK this is two days late, I like to post these on Sundays but uh\u2026. I\u2019ve been busy. No more no more no more no more<\/p>\n
OK I\u2019m not sure if this person was looking for the lyrics to Ray Charles\u2019 \u201cHit The Road, Jack\u201d or if the person was just demanding NO MORE! So I\u2019m just [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Saturday, June 18th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
new married couple doing funking picture of the indian peopleI can\u2019t even muster up something clever to say, the searcher is more clever than I. I could never post about all those exciting things in one entry!
\nSilly Girl Scout \u201cDay Camp\u201d AwardsAh, yes. Girl Scout Day Camp memories\u2026there were awards, and yes it [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, June 1st, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
asses parade sampleI did talk about a parade\u2026at least once. I think it was a mention of the St. Paul Winter Carnival Parade, but I cannot easily recall in what context. What\u2019s weirder though, is that this was Google\u2019s Italian site the search came from. Hmmm
\ndunky fucking dunkyMust have been one of those days when [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Monday, March 19th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
Now I\u2019ve seen everything.I thought foot fetishes were a strange thing. There are actually people who fantasize about being crushed, eaten alive, and being at the mercy of a giant person. Let\u2019s not forget about those who are into balloons and having food thrown or spilled on them. Very strange. I could go on all [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Saturday, March 17th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
SXSW results GO! UNC in the house!Let\u2019s see how they play against Penn State tomorrow. Momma needza new paira shoes.weird searches chilly willy photosAre there actual photos? Apparently someone wanted to see if there were. Sick people.<\/p>\n
\u201cfrank mccourt\u201d and \u201cparody\u201dI\u2019m not sure if this person was looking for something about Frank McCourt parodying himself or what, but [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Thursday, March 15th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
If your blog is alot like mine (sucky) then chances are you need to kill it. At least that\u2019s what they told me at kill your blog. After I took the quiz, the resulting pop-up window indicated the following:
\nYour weblog\u2019s rating is 56%. OK, it\u2019s not bad, I suppose. But it would behoove well to [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, March 14th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
More weird searches n sync linensGoogle seems to have jumbled up my site\u2019s description (which states I DON\u2019T have any poems devoted to NSYNC) with an entry I had about people who hog the washing machine in my apartment building.<\/p>\n
ass for daysI know I\u2019ve got a big butt, but I\u2019m pretty sure it\u2019s not that big.<\/p>\n
Sunday, March 4th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
music to rollerskate to.I don\u2019t have any on my site but last winter there was an entryalmost entirely devoted to talking about things my sister and I did as kids in the 70\u2019s, including owning a vast collection of 45\u2019s and a cherished \u2018Smurfs\u2019 record player so we had cool music to rollerskate to in [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Tuesday, February 27th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
disgusting burns photos are not something you\u2019ll find here. I do however have an entrydedicated entirely to my hand surgery in December of \u201899. I guess I\u2019m a melrose place girl.<\/p>\n
she vacuums the car pics. Actually I don\u2019t have a car, and if I did, I certainly wouldn\u2019t have a story about it, let alone photos [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Tuesday, February 13th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
Seems that is all the traffic I get.\u00a0 Ever.\u00a0 Horny ol\u2019 pervies lookin\u2019 for stuff I don\u2019t have.\u00a0 Looks like my blog has been fucking all day<\/p>\n
oh no\u2026my computer is hakking. Could it be a hairball? Damn. I knew someday this would get me into trouble. I was trying to say HOCK a loogy. I still [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunday, December 17th, 2006 Okay, everyone who\u2019s familiar with my blog knows I love\u00a0write about\u00a0the funniest and\/or oddest website searches that people\u00a0do which take them to\u00a0my blog.\u00a0 This month I\u2019m posting some weird searches which happen to have\u00a0a Christmas flavor to them.\u00a0 Enjoy! elfs gone wild I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there … <\/p>\n