{"id":296,"date":"2007-08-13T04:39:25","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=296"},"modified":"2007-08-13T04:39:25","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:39:25","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-oh-the-irony-of-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Oh, the irony of it all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I think this story is hilarious\u2026<\/p>\n<p>1. Man hears school board wants to consider renaming Winter and Spring holiday breaks for school to \u201cChristmas\u201d and \u201cEaster\u201d, and heartily opposes.<\/p>\n<p>2. Man wants to make the ultimate sacrifice to stand up for his beliefs<\/p>\n<p>3. Man prepares to die in a burst of flames<\/p>\n<p>4. The long arm of the law come to save man with fire estinguisher<\/p>\n<p>5. Man lives and now suffers from burns on his body<\/p>\n<p>6. School board makes decision to use the words \u201cChristmas\u201d and \u201cEaster\u201d for holiday breaks anyway.<\/p>\n<p>7. I read the story and laugh my ass off.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I met the screamer tonight &#8211; 2005<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I think this story is hilarious\u2026 1. Man hears school board wants to consider renaming Winter and Spring holiday breaks for school to \u201cChristmas\u201d and \u201cEaster\u201d, and heartily opposes. 2. Man wants to make the ultimate sacrifice to stand up for his beliefs 3. Man prepares to die in a burst of flames 4. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=296\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Oh, the irony of it all&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}