{"id":298,"date":"2007-08-13T04:41:34","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=298"},"modified":"2007-08-13T04:41:34","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:41:34","slug":"kiss-my-sass-hollywood-hotties-heroes-has-beens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Hollywood Hotties, Heroes &#038; Has-beens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Monday, January 15th, 2007<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Was Paula Abdul under some sort of influence during a series of interviews broadcast last week?\u00a0 Or not?\u00a0 FoxLife says maybe\u2026<br \/>\nBut Ms. Abdul\u2019s publicist, Jeff Ballard says otherwise, denying that she slurred her speech, and chalked it up to technical issues on the part of the TV network\u2026saying that she was simply reacting to the [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Tom Cruise stands on a stack of L. Ron Hubbard\u2019s \u201cDianetics\u201d to pose with his new bride. Sound ridiculous? Hello?! How else can you explain these two getting a perfect cheek-to-cheek<\/p>\n<p>wedding photo?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, romance. Love. Things that make the world go \u2019round.<br \/>\nOr that which causes one to stoop so low (pun intended!) as to promise holy matrimony to such [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, May 30th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why are people surprised when I tell them that I don\u2019t want to see this fillum?\u00a0 Variety talks about the reception its getting worldwide<\/p>\n<p>On one hand, you have this movie based on a book which, had the author put it out there as a fictional sort of \u2018fantasy\u2019 well then perhaps it would be more easy [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, May 14th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why\u00a0anyone likes\u00a0this guy [Ross the intern from The Tonight Show]. Yes\u2013God help me\u2013I watch the Tonight Show.\u00a0 Only because Jay Leno\u2019s jokes are great.\u00a0 Even if he counts on a plethora of others to help write them. Why 40-something is the new 20-something.<\/p>\n<p>Why ER (and other network TV shows)\u00a0has to show us what its like to [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, June 27th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Oprah Winfrey denied at Hermes, all you can eat buffets<br \/>\nCome see Tom play J-E-O-P-A-R-D=Y!<\/p>\n<p>Tom Cruise is foaming at the mouth\u2026someone shoot him, quick!<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, June 24th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Yes. I had the hots for Mallory Keaton\u2019s little, freckle-faced kid brother ever since he was in Silver Spoons. Gawd, I used to adore him!<\/p>\n<p>Unlike most chicks I went to school with, I was never one of those girls in the class who really got all \u2018groupied-out\u2019 and fell head over heels for everyone. You know\u2026David AND [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, March 1st, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Hey Fred! Tony Soprano wants his expression back.<\/p>\n<p>And the hairy gorilla belly. And the 2 dollar Jersey whore.<\/p>\n<p>More info here\u2026<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, February 27th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin\u2019 right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it\u2019s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats.<br \/>\nSweats? Yes. I don\u2019t do parties because people would kick me out if I did. [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The TV Snob wants to know: What\u2019s Desperate Housewives\u2019s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It\u2019s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.<br \/>\nEva Longoria &#8211; [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 13th, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Michael Moore is an a-hole. He\u2019s nothing but a dimestore documentarian disguised as a \u2018good guy amateur journalist\u2019 who\u2019s just saying what he thinks has to be said.\u00a0<br \/>\nUnfortunately, so many people who might otherwise have gotten to know better, ate up things he does which converted an entire mob into a leftist orgy that we\u2019re [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, March 31st, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The end of March. I am NOT working today and glad of it. I will not be stopped from having a mentally relaxing and perhaps somewhat productive day off! You couldn\u2019t if ya tried\u2026<br \/>\nAll I remember was being able to do some laundry, pay some bills and take a little break. I took a bus [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, January 15th, 2007 Was Paula Abdul under some sort of influence during a series of interviews broadcast last week?\u00a0 Or not?\u00a0 FoxLife says maybe\u2026 But Ms. Abdul\u2019s publicist, Jeff Ballard says otherwise, denying that she slurred her speech, and chalked it up to technical issues on the part of the TV network\u2026saying that she &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=298\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Hollywood Hotties, Heroes &#038; Has-beens&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}