{"id":301,"date":"2007-08-13T04:42:49","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:42:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=301"},"modified":"2007-08-13T04:42:49","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:42:49","slug":"kiss-my-sass-another-saturday-night-and-i-aint-got-nobody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Another Saturday Night and I Aint Got Nobody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Sunday, August 20th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>These last couple of months have been so crazy. I\u2019ve been working like a dog. Then there was a whole bunch of Jaycees stuff I\u2019ve been doing. Like reworking the website. Then meetings. More meetings. and on top of that, still more meetings. I think my next week is also full of meetings.<\/p>\n<p>Family reunion. [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, June 10th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Being that I work from home running my own business, of course I rarely have time for myself because I spend on average 12-16 hours a day working.<br \/>\nBut tonight that is all coming to a halt. I\u2019m turning off the computer (as soon as I wrap up the Post-Carnival documentation) and then I\u2019m [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, April 6th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Current mood: horny<br \/>\nNow you can all discover why I *heart* Hal Sparks so much\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s probably a flaming liberal\u2026oh well that CANNOT stop\u00a0a girl\u00a0from having fantasies.<br \/>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, April 4th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Today (which\u00a0is April Fool\u2019s day in case you live under a rock), and it was my birthday.\u00a0 Gawd am I old.\u00a0 Yup.\u00a0 Turned the big 3-3 this year. I would have preferred to stay in bed all day but dear ol\u2019 mom sprung for lunch and a visit.\u00a0\u00a0C\u2019mon\u2026 who can turn down a free lunch?<\/p>\n<p>So we [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, January 1st, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>At least I *think* it was her.<br \/>\nOh. I don\u2019t think you know who that is, seeing as I didn\u2019t tell you about her yet. The apartment building caretaker\u2019s unit is right next to mine and well, he\u2019s a short, kinda smallish black fellow who seems nice and all but nearly every night I have to [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, September 20th, 2004<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Okay. Here\u2019s the dealie-o. You may already know by now that my REAL domain www.dayleeblog.com is down. That is because my domain expired and my life caved in and the ball and chain that is Twin City Federal has stripped me of my bankcard privileges just because of one silly overdraft so very long ago.<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, October 26th, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s helpful in the money department. For anyone who\u2019s wondering if I\u2019ve dumped James and run off to live elsewhere, well I thought about if for a few days, talked to friends about it and honestly here is the situation:<\/p>\n<p>I have no money to be able to just up and leave, I can\u2019t afford to make [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, May 25th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>A friend from work had invited me over to hang out with her tonight and see what we could do for fun. On the drive over to her place, we\u00a0bitched about work (yay\u2026someone to bitch about work with!)<\/p>\n<p>When I got there I spied a bookshelf holding a collection of all the great teen-angst movies from the [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, May 12th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Busted ass all day at office, DWD (dealing with doofuses). Thankfully was able to leave at normal time of 5:30. Got off bus to walk home and felt strangely beautiful. Don\u2019t know if it was because<\/p>\n<p>handsome young man downtown eyed me curiously, or because was dressed nicely today, or if because it was absolutely gorgeous out [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, December 9th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Where does the weekend go?<\/p>\n<p>10:54pm Worked four hours. Froze nearly to death on commute. got home. Had big plans to haul out the fake tree and light it up, do Christmas cards. Instead I surfed and gafawwed at stupid websites. Read the news, read some email.<\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m cold and hungry and lonesome, so I\u2019m gonna go curl [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, December 2nd, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>7:44pmSuch pain. I am bleeding to death. I enjoy being a girl. All. Month. Long.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s early to bed for me, tonight\u2026I need to rest up a bit since I have to work tomorrow. my nephew is over here, I\u2019m babysitting him for the night. right now we\u2019re coloring with markers then we\u2019re going to watch some Disney [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, November 16th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>My mood earlier this evening allowed me to be uninhibited enough to post this. I took the pics a couple nights ago, to test the lighting in my office since I got a different lamp in here.<\/p>\n<p>Pouty much?<br \/>\nHey! Chapstick weather is just around the corner. These will be reminders of how nice my lips CAN [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, November 13th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>You make EVERrrr-thaang grooooovvvvy Where did that come from? *looks around the room* My life sucks. I need a new one. Maybe these guys will buy it for me. Anybody got any offers? I\u2019ve already checked the junk mail and the classifieds. I think I just need somebody to love. *gasp* Oh NO. did I say that? wtf is wrong with me?<\/p>\n<p>Tune in tomorrow for [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, October 29th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Have dinner, I suppose!<br \/>\nBoy, being on The Food Shelf Diet is Mmm-mmm good! Mushy mac &amp; cheese. Tonight I learned you should never overcook macaroni noodles. What a way to top off a non-eventful, ho-hum weekend. I\u2019m sitting here searching the web for PT work for the millionth time. I need to make more money [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, July 22nd, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The weather\u2019s even been pleasant, what with the high temps only in the 70\u2019s everyday. Haven\u2019t been up to anything exciting, of course *gasp* are you shocked?<br \/>\nLast night I babysat for my darling nephew, who still kicks my ass at video games and is increasing his word power every day. I\u2019m impressed, it\u2019s as if [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday, August 20th, 2006 These last couple of months have been so crazy. I\u2019ve been working like a dog. Then there was a whole bunch of Jaycees stuff I\u2019ve been doing. Like reworking the website. Then meetings. More meetings. and on top of that, still more meetings. 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