{"id":307,"date":"2007-08-13T04:44:04","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2007-08-13T04:44:04","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T04:44:04","slug":"kiss-my-sass-my-new-single-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb My new single life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Saturday, June 10th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Being that I work from home running my own business, of course I rarely have time for myself because I spend on average 12-16 hours a day working.<br \/>\nBut tonight that is all coming to a halt. I\u2019m turning off the computer (as soon as I wrap up the Post-Carnival documentation) and then I\u2019m [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, April 6th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Current mood: horny<br \/>\nNow you can all discover why I *heart* Hal Sparks so much\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s probably a flaming liberal\u2026oh well that CANNOT stop\u00a0a girl\u00a0from having fantasies.<br \/>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, January 23rd, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m your typical lazy, single apartment-dweller who runs her own business and works on average 14-18 hour days, and has no life because of it, and certainly the last soul on earth planning to be caught dead with a rag and bottle of cleaning solution in her hands, let alone a frying pan.<br \/>\nAnyway, eating healthy [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, May 12th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Busted ass all day at office, DWD (dealing with doofuses). Thankfully was able to leave at normal time of 5:30. Got off bus to walk home and felt strangely beautiful. Don\u2019t know if it was because<\/p>\n<p>handsome young man downtown eyed me curiously, or because was dressed nicely today, or if because it was absolutely gorgeous out [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, December 23rd, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Normally some things in life bring us through emotional rollercoasters. For me it was this weekend, in particular. I laughed my ass off all Thursday night, Friday was filled with angst, frustration, and later, drunken stupidity, then Saturday it was all about weeping in front of the TV (stupid chick flicks!).<\/p>\n<p>On Friday night I got home [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday, June 10th, 2006 Being that I work from home running my own business, of course I rarely have time for myself because I spend on average 12-16 hours a day working. But tonight that is all coming to a halt. I\u2019m turning off the computer (as soon as I wrap up the Post-Carnival documentation) &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=307\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb My new single life&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}