Friday, November 3rd, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n
Weird Al Yankovic does the 60\u2019s-70\u2019s<\/p>\n
\u201cHot Rocks Polka\u201d<\/p>\n
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n
People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has a neat little \u2018Ask PETA\u2019 section on their website, of things you could ask them.\u00a0 Potfry decided to come up with some clever ones\u2026 Check it out: http:\/\/potfry.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/ask-peta.html<\/p>\n
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006<\/small><\/p>\n
\u2026here\u2019s how to take a shower. Ladies: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband\/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups\/leg-lifts, etc.<\/p>\n
Get in [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Monday, December 19th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
I know this is sooo late of me\u2026. but I couldn\u2019t resist chiming in on it.
\n\u201cFed up with being endlessly told \u2018the American people\u2019 have turned against the war in Iraq, Republicans asked the Democrats to show what they had in their hand and vote on a resolution to withdraw the troops. By a vote [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Saturday, June 25th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
Okay, so some of these a bit old (but I never read about some of the older ones until today) and some are more recent. But they\u2019re all true funny stories about people calling the police\/911 for stupid reasons. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man A \u2018Fowl\u2019 case? You only cut the one you love\u2026<\/p>\n
Leave a [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Thursday, November 11th, 2004<\/small> Thursday, October 11th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
My Aussie friend Kath sent this to me\u2026enjoy
\n1.) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat\u2019s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Thursday, September 6th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn\u2019t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he\u2019d hear a soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him:<\/p>\n
\u201cDave, don\u2019t worry about it. [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Saturday, May 13th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n
The Y2K scare is only a distant memory now. The future never looked brighter. But wait\u2026 If you have not yet taken the proper precautions you may still find yourself waking up one morning to a computer disaster of apocalyptic proportions.\u00a0 Evil Conspiracy Theory<\/p>\n
Did you ever consider that the same people who made all that money [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Monday, April 17th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n
I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing suit. Back in the 1940s, the bathing suit for a woman with a mature figure was designed for a woman with a mature figure: boned, trussed, and reinforced, not so much sewn, as engineered. They were built to [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Friday, January 21st, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n
20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You\u2019ve got Windows on your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned\u2019s trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain\u2019t so unknown now.<\/p>\n
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Friday, November 3rd, 2006 Weird Al Yankovic does the 60\u2019s-70\u2019s \u201cHot Rocks Polka\u201d Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has a neat little \u2018Ask PETA\u2019 section on their website, of things you could ask them.\u00a0 Potfry decided to come up with some clever ones\u2026 Check it out: http:\/\/potfry.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/ask-peta.html Tuesday, … <\/p>\n