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<\/p>\n\n\n\n\nOoh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you–Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure…and I thought I’d seen every bit of his work!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself acquainted with all his ultra-super celebrity appearances articles on the web. I’m sure you can find some of them to be of utmost importance, if not pretty valuable:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Mr. T. Name Generator – Don’t like your name, fool? Get a betta one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The T’inator – Turn any web page into a helluva fine site that Mr. T published it (those who don’t approve of Mr. T’s genuine, loveable charm would use the word ‘invaded’ instead of published)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How To Hide The Fact That You’re Mr. T. From Your Co-Workers – Who’d want to hide that jibba jabba?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Today as I’m reading the news I do a little jig of joy on the way to the kitchen to get a 2nd cup of coffee. James and I have finished our business model and are working on marketing strategies. The beginning has been nothing but a headache for us since Christmas. Now we’re moving along nicely and I can’t wait for us to start getting some projects in. I’m also reading up on this particular piece (pertaining to the Supreme Court ruling which I mentioned in last week’s news).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyhoo, I’ve found two really neato sites today, completely stumpled upon them by accident:
\nUffish Thoughts
\nGet Sporked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please go and read them…tell them I sent you, will ya?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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It’s the 12th Annual Golden Hairy Ass Awards<\/b>
\nWhat the hell are the Golden Hairy Ass Awards? Who knows. The categories this year:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. Big Swinging Hairy Ass 2. Come-From-Behind Hairy Ass 3: Hottest Hairless Ass 4. Gnarliest Elephantine Ass on a Journalist With No Ethics Award 5. Hairiest Shaven Box Atop a Grimy, Beer-Soaked Bar-Top, Getting Fingered By a Nigerian Stripper Award<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. The Vichy France Award<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh, and uh…my application to write reviews at The Weblog Review has been accepted<\/b>. Whoopie!
\nSo be on your best blog behavior, clean up your links, bake a cake, get washed up for company to come over, and slap a smile on your face, if you don’t do these things, watch out… your site may be my next victim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maggie Lehman, a fine source of editorial commentary over at The Onion, once again proves herself correct. She points out “Like many people, I enjoy pornographic movies.” but she’s got an issue with bad language. “Thankfully, my husband Marv fast-forwards through the plot so we don’t have to hear any more vulgarity than is absolutely necessary.” Good for you Maggie, good for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Friends, I’ve long wanted to be able to provide useful advice to the young people today, with regards to their ever-fruitful social lives, to help guide them along whatever paths in life they choose. I’ve got some solutions for most red-blooded men and women. If you posess at least half a brain, you qualify as needing this pertinent information.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nDo not hesitate to start with our guides on:<\/b> ‘Dating In the New Millenium’ (not written by me, but highly recommended for both men and women), and for the ladies, ‘A Good Old Fashioned Fuck’.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nPlease stay tuned to this station for updates and valuable tools to help you. Whether it’s love, dating, or friendship issues you’ve got, I’d like to be your solution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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UGh. It took me over twenty minutes to post this day’s entries. Blogger publishing seems to be slow, or down. I checked status.blogger.com and there’s nothing there to tell me any different, and also status.blogspot.com, and no news there, which leaves me to use the Adminimizer toolbar from ASP Modules. If you don’t have it yet, GET IT. It’s easy to install, and although mine leaves my date header looking kinda funny (it lines up weirdly), I do find it comes in handy when you really need to post something on the days when Blogger is for shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Napping. It’s not just for kids and lazy people anymore.<\/b>
\nThe tradition of napping in other countries is supposedly dying out. It’s been proven be a healthful and refreshing and even life-extending benefit to notable folks like Winston Churchill, Thomas Edison, Napolean Bonaparte, Johannes Brahms, and Ronald Reagan, so why didn’t Americans ever emphasize the need for one? Is our society afraid of being called lazy? Just because we need a little break? You decide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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New Audio CD’s on the Market Will Not Play on CD-ROM Devices<\/b>
\nIn the near future, a large amount of new audio CD’s released by recording artists will not play properly in your computer’s CD-ROM player. Why? Because, a-la Napster, once again, it’s a battle of copyrights. Sony figures that people who will play a band’s audio CD in a CD-ROM player, are most likely to also be the ones ripping and trading the songs for free to others, and thus encouraging pirating the music without paying for it. With that in mind, they’ve gone and encoded the redbook audio to play well only in traditional home and car CD audio components, but terribly in computer CD and CD-ROM devices. I know because I saw this on the news. They took Celine Dion’s new CD (Couldn’t they have picked ANYONE ELSE?!), which was known to have used this new technology, and put it into a CD-ROM device to play. The resulting sounds were very skippy, and staticy at best, otherwise it sounded as though you had taken 2 hits of LSD, and were listening to whales singing in a bad gospel church choir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Fox TV Cancels ‘Ally McBeal’<\/b>
I don’t know where I was when this hit the news, ’cause I missed it. Had I known, I’d have baked a cake and threw a party. You all know how much I loathe this show, this waste of an hour of someone’s precious time, so you know of course how elated I am to hear this. I was gravely saddened however, upon learning that this absurdity of TV had insidiously reached its 100 episode-mark earlier this winter. This is horrific to me because everyone knows once a show has reached this point, it’s going to be syndicated. Thrown back at us over and over and over again like some sort of nasty broken record. So for me the news is bittersweet. Oh well. I suppose I could try and get over it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Well, in the last two weeks here in Minnesota, it has snowed, rained & hailed, and we’ve had record breaking high temps. Monday it got to 93 degrees! WTF?! The weather here is unbearable, and moody as fuck. It’s like Sybil, complete with 27 personalities. I can’t complain that much about Monday since I refuse to get my air conditioner from downstairs and install it, since I don’t think I’ll be here past June. Last night the thunderstorm woke most people in the Twin Cities metro, it was very loud and it seemed to go and then come back several times during the wee hours of the morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our lack of fun activities lately has gotten me down. Well, when SuperCross came to town, we planned to go and missed it. Then the last Monster Truck rally came and we really wanted to go and didn’t. Now the World of Wheels has come and gone. My fiancee is the BIGGEST procrastinator. I thought I was the worst. No. It’s him. We plan and plan and plan and discuss and….nothing.
\nI even get INTO the shower, get dressed, get ALL BUT READY to walk out the door, and he says I don’t feel like it….maybe next time around. This is getting to be really annoying. Especially when friends and family want us to be in with their plans amd we tell them, “Oh, we can’t come, we’re going to the car show that day.” And then we can’t join them because it’s too late. I’ll admit I’m a big lazy fool too, but it’s mostly him, and aside from beating him upside the head, what I do to help alleviate this problem? Who knows. I’ll think about it later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the bright side, tomorrow James and I are going down south to my mom’s lake resort spot and help build her deck. It should be fun, provided the weather is nice. Today it’s nice and Springy. I don’t think it’s more than 70 out right now but it’s feelin’ pretty good. I’ve got all my windows open and I’m getting ready to do some hefty spring cleaning before my friend comes over. I’m teaching her a few software programs, just covering the basics. Right now I’m trying to find a few good online tutorials I can refer her to for when she wants to do more stuff later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What’s with Christina Appelgate lately? Didn’t she used to be much better looking? I think now that she’s off TV and into being a movie star again, she’s on that popular Hollywood diet, called SMOKE & COKE. Ladies, when we can see your rib bones between your breasts, it’s NOT sexy. At least to my fiancee, who was thinking this outloud to me the other night. Haha<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jennifer and Brad pregnant? Good for them. Hope they lay off the SMOKE & COKE now. At least ’til the brat’s born.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And what happened to http:\/\/www.riotgrrl.com? Did they get shut down? I used to love reading that site and then I found out that a link I had to one of their articles was bad. On further investigation, I find it’s gone. They had my favorite morph pic game there, called “Feed The Supermodel”. There was a pic every week of some sorry-ass skinny chick who looked like she needed a sandwich, and STAT. You could feed her food to make it all better. Do you remember it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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YAY! They finally got them up! You know that little animated purple bumper-sticker-looking thing in the left hand column? Well, that’s my blogsticker! and now they’ve finally published them for all to see! Want one? Go here and check ’em out…I’ve made white versions of each one for those who prefer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A note to all would-be online auctioneers:Folks, if you’re going to be selling something that would be used for drinking fluids out of, please take the time to either put some clothing on before taking a picture, or else concentrate on selling the non-reflective items in your kitchen. Thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Posted by dayleeblog <\/p>\n\n\n\n Microcontent News’ John Hiler wrote this article talking about blogging & journalism. In it he points out bloggers as being amateur journalists, because he considers us bloggers to be “…inherently biased and unedited.” True enough. To my credit, I’ve never claimed to be edited, unbiased in my blogging, or even promote myself as a valued news source. This is just my little sick idea of fun, this ranting and raving about my personal life and scattering news articles and commentary hither and yon. However, must us bloggers follow a Blogging Code of Ethics?. Hmm. Well, professional journalists have to. In it, there are itemized standards under major subheadings which outline ways journalists are to behave, some of which include several things that I see some bloggers do, and alot which we don’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I shall say that I have found some bloggers to be followers of some of these principles, blogging somewhat responsibly. Such bloggers seek out truth in subjects of news stories, give credit to their sources (I see some bloggers do this but not all…), separate and point out particular content as news, and other content as being commentary, (don’t misrepresent) and also encourage public discussions about your published topics (even opposing ones). I think that to be true to our ‘amateuristic’ ways, though, that we remain somewhat oblivious to alot of ‘standards’ when it comes to blogging. Almost all of the parts above, which I picked out of the SPJ code, are (IMHO) not all that commonplace in the average blog. Right? Right. What do you think?<\/p>\n\n\n\n YEAH I GOT THIS LINK FROM METAFILTER, BEEYATCH!<\/b> Admit it, you get your shit from that site, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Posted by dayleeblog <\/p>\n\n\n\n OMG…too funny! Out of the many thousands of messages left on The Queen Mum’s Board of Remembrance these are just to good to have been made up:<\/p>\n\n\n\n “She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover”. L.J.Worthington,Penrith.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?” W. Waugh, Richmond.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again until her majesty is buried” E. Gorman, Derbyshire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot imagine that I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too”. A.Christie,Hendon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit” J.Clement. Grantham.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly” D.Holmes, Somerset.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. ‘No’ she replied, ‘I didn’t give in to the Nazis and I won’t give in to the bladder’. That’s how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening”. B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off”. S.Wilson, Bristol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal family without being accused of being homosexual”. J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to experiment with drugs”. E. Franks, Cheshire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences”. T.Watson, Ilford.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her public duties”. N. Wallace, Swansea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible event” E. Thompson, West Lothian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, “Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana”. G.Williams, West Midlands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “She was one of us, and by that I don’t mean she perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma’am”. L. Weller, Harlow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you heartless bastard!” J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is given a life of privilege and comfort” T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists”. Y. Howell, Slough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Posted by dayleeblog <\/p>\n\n\n\n Good morning.\u00a0 This is my first entry using the Adminimizer toolbar.\u00a0 At first I was scared of it but now I see it just needs a little tweaking.\u00a0 We’ll see what happens next.\u00a0 So far, I love it.\u00a0 I saw an error in a blog entry and now I’m going to go fix it.\u00a0 Later, taters!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Posted by dayleeblog <\/p>\n\n\n\n I’m always forgetting to link to blogdex! I get most of my news stories and fun links from it. I’ll remember to put them in my sidebar one of these days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Entertainment links:<\/b> The Big Lebowski: The Making of a Cohen Brothers’ Film as much as I did, or if you just liked The Big Lebowski<\/i> alot, then you’re in for a treat. The Incredible World of Bowling Noir takes you through a diatribe about how film noir and bowling could be combined to produce lovely results. Run, don’t walk. It’s fun for the whole family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Can you believe this…someone actually implanted a miniature webserver into a housefly. It claims it’s capable of running an entire standard web server. Wow. Some people really do have lots of time on their hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Eatmail.tv – commercials and media clips on the web – I must’ve been living under a rock FOREVER because I never noticed this site before. Damn! The site is a bit more Flash-y than I’d like…I’m kind of a purist in that regard. Plus with this 56k connection, I can only endure so much. If you want to see any clips, you must become a member. Be warned, however, the membership application is a series of pop-culture riddles and trivia questions a la ‘You Don’t Know Jack’ style. I should get a prize for getting all the answers right!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Business news: Lee introduces bare-bottom jeans, Film at eleven. [from cameron] At first glance, I thought this article was a leftover remnant from all the April Fool’s pranking people did on the web this last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I’ve noticed that I’ve been neglecting to let you in on my musical tastes. What better way than to use the oh-so-clever Winamp-generated playlist thingie feature and paste the info here! (I’m so bright! it’s a wonder I’m able to remember to breathe all day long):<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yaz – Move Out Chaka Khan and Rufus – Sweet Thing Cheyrl Lynn – Got to Be Real Doris Troy – Just One Look Erasure – Chains Of Love Israel Kamakawiwo`ole (Finding Forrester Sounndtrack) – Somewhere Over the Rainbow Sixpence None The Richer – I Need Love Jonatha Brooke – Linger Lenny Kravitz – It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over Sade – By Your Side Smokey Robinson – Cruisin’ The Brothers Johnson – I’ll Be Good To You The Sundays – Here’s Where the Story Ends Van Morrison – Into The Mystic<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bette Midler – Do You Want To Dance<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\nWhich 1980’s Hair Band Are You?\n\n\n\n \nI can clearly see how I could be mistaken for Whitesnake<\/b><\/i>, since we both share the same endearing qualities. However, I’m not sure about being a big hit with the ladies, since I don’t go that way (though most of my mom’s old lady friends adore me–I’m sure it’s not the same thing they meant here!). Posted by dayleeblog | <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nI am 48% worshipable! And you? Find out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Today is Sunday. I feel like I missed all of Saturday. It was definitely a lazy day, James and I really didn’t do a whole lot. You know once in while you have those days where you really don’t move much from the couch? Well yesterday that was us. Which is weird because I really wanted to get out , get up, and get stuff done. Not important stuff! Anyway, I live for Saturdays. Here in Minnesota it’s been about 40-45 degrees (which to us is kinda warm!) pretty much the whole weekend. I can’t wait for it to be spring soon, so we can go out and do more stuff on weekends (and avoid sitting around too much like it’s easy to do in Winter). Anyhoo, although I want to forget about most of it, here’s a recap of my week:<\/p>\n\n\n\n Monday I worked on looking for another job, and talked to a woman at the Legal Secretaries’ Registry in Minneapolis for a bit, about some positions she had available. I also had to work that night, so the day went by pretty quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tuesday, my mother took me out for lunch to Awada’s on Plato and we had a fabulous dish called Salmon Angelina. It is made with angel hair pasta, wine, garlic and cream, and tossed with plum tomatoes, marinated artichokes and topped with grilled salmon and fresh parmesan. YUM! Then I worked on the blog archives for a bit and went to work at five.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wednesday Cheir and I went out for lunch at this restaurant on Robert street called Beruit. They have the best Lebanese cuisine there! We had fallafel, babbe ganooj, beef and chicken shishk took (pronounced tah-uk: kababs) and lots of Lebanese bread, tahini and tebbuli (Greek salad). I also had the appetizer called fatoosh, which isn’t a far cry from tebbuli execpt that there are tomato chunks and a lemony garlic sauce and little toasted pita corners in it. MMmmmmm… We stank like garlic for the whole day and into the evening. Then we went to Target since she needed some essentials and I pondered getting an e.p.t. kit since I was unsure and very very late this month. I chose not to. Glad I didn’t…those suckers are pricey. Instead I opted to take a test at the clinic. I was negative!<\/p>\n\n\n\n My weekend sort of started out Thursday with me being a very bad mood. Then Friday, James and I sort of had a fight. We both love to debate current events and issues about politics, social issues, etc., but it just wasn’t a good time for me, apparently, because I was very angry about the things he kept bringing up. He was re-hashing his opinion on things we had already gone over a million times and I was trying to tell him that I’d already shared with him my stance on those topics and didn’t care to discuss them any further. It escalated into an argument Well, I got very upset at him and I left the apartment for a few hours to go to my mom’s. I think that since some of the things we were arguing about had to do with our future children, our married life together, etc., he had every right to want to discuss them. But for some reason, talking about them made me just upset (I guess I’m a raging bucket o’ hormones). In any case, when I went home later we talked and resolved some issues. Then we made up, all nicey nice again and went to the grocery store to get stuff for dinner. I was telling him about the lovely dish I had for lunch with mom Tuesday and we still had a large salmon filet in the fridge that had to be eaten. So he made me Salmon Fettucine Alfredo with mushrooms. It was deeeevine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Saturday morning I got my period. We were elated, to say the very least. He went in to work for a few hours and I got a few (very few) things done around the apartment. Then we spent the day cuddling on the couch and channel surfing, and took turns napping. Around dinner time we decided we were in the mood for sushi but I was waiting for my friend Chanstay to call. I offered to help fix her computer and get it set up so she could go online with her DSL. We went over there around 8 and stayed for awhile after. Then we went driving around Grand Avenue looking for a Byerly’s so we could get some sushi since it was 11:30, we knew we weren’t gonna be able to go out somewhere to eat. We ended up going to the Byerly’s store in Eagan and then went home. We missed about half of SNL but anyway….all’s well that ends well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n PS- I’m looking for a host that can provide LOTS of file space, CGI, Perl, version 5.004_04 or greater and FTP, for very little or no cost. Anyone got any recommendations?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Posted by dayleeblog <\/p>\n\n\n\n Today’s my 29th birthday. I don’t feel so accomplished today. Other people at age 29 were, however:<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Buddha decided to renounce the world and abandon family and possessions. Seven years later, he realized this brought him no closer to the wisdom he sought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n American inventor Alexander Graham Bell transmitted the first complete sentence by telephone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Agatha Christie, the most translated writer in the world, published her first book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Michael Faraday demonstrated electromagnetic rotation, leading the way to the invention of the electric motor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Blacksmith Kirkpatrick MacMillan invented the first real bicycle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n English novelist Emily Jane Bronte wrote the romance Wuthering Heights .<\/p>\n\n\n\n Singer-songwriter Carole King released her best-selling album Tapestry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n French naturalist George Dagobert founded the science of comparative anatomy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \n A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.” The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued….and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire,” and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the “fires.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n NOW FOR THE BEST PART… After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Posted by dayleeblog <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you–Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure…and I thought I’d seen every bit of his work! If you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself acquainted with all his … <\/p>\n![\"\"\/](\"http:\/\/www.dayleeblog.com\/images\/kettle.jpg\")
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