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Out of sheer boredom<\/strong> [postsincategory#11]<\/p>\n Best Of<\/strong> [postsincategory#20]<\/p>\n No related posts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Also sometimes referred in this blog as \u201cDepartments\u201d. Just a topically-organized view of posts arranged by subject matter. Most recent posts first. Enjoy! Out of sheer boredom [Read all posts in this category] Stuff I wrote instead of picking my nose. Perhaps I might have been better off doing the latter. [postsincategory#11] Best Of [Read … <\/p>\n
\n[Read all posts in this category] Stuff I wrote instead of picking my nose. Perhaps I might have been better off doing the latter.<\/p>\n
\n[Read all posts in this category] Stuff that\u2019s more thought-provoking, entertaining, or laugh-out-loud funny, than anything else in my blog. Or so I think. You decide. [postsincategory#24] My Stomping Grounds & Other Cavorts<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] In which I crap on about things happening where I live and work (in St. Paul, MN). Whether it\u2019s stuff about happenings in my neighborhood, activities I take part in around here, or other stuff, i.e., restaurant reviews, or just ramblings about things around town, it\u2019s here. [postsincategory#18] All Your Stupid Searches Are Belong To Us<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Random people go to Google, type in dirty words and then add the plus \u2018+\u2019 sign to a word\u2013anything really, \u2018pics\u2019, \u2018Sinead O\u2019Connor\u2019, \u2018ice cream\u2019, \u2018vacuum cleaner\u2019\u2013then wind up here. I hope they\u2019re ALL horribly disappointed when they don\u2019t find any \u2018FREE+NUDE+PICS+DREW+CAREY\u2019 here at this site. [postsincategory#2] Grumplicious<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Gawd, I\u2019m such a grump sometimes. Bitchy, snobby, whiny, pissing and moaning all over the place. When I was all of thirteen my mother got me a magnet that says, \u201cBitch, Bitch, Bitch\u201d. It\u2019s on my fridge to this day. Still, I manage to make lots of friends. I\u2019m still alive even though many people would want to kill someone with a mouth like mine. Go figure. But it\u2019s mostly funny. You\u2019ll laugh at my misery. [postsincategory#5]Politicians Are Funny<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Aren\u2019t they. [postsincategory#12]
\nIt\u2019s Personal<\/strong> [Read all posts in this category]No, really. Here is where I actually post things that I\u2019m thinking, things that happened to me and random feelings\/observations from my cluttered mind. [postsincategory#9] Remember When<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Bygone days of childhood and teen years. Back to times of wonderment. The tender ages. Fun, silly stuff. [postsincategory#13] Technology Eckschmology<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] I\u2019m not really all that smart and geeky. I just wrote about this stuff to make you think I am. [postsincategory#14] The State of the Union<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] On where I pretend I\u2019m CNN only it\u2019s more like the O\u2019Reilly Factor. No bloviating allowed. That\u2019s my job. [postsincategory#21] Family Fun<\/strong> [Read all posts in this category]You can pick your nose but you can\u2019t pick your family. Or whatever. Some of it\u2019s tear jerking, some of it\u2019s mean, and some of it\u2019s fun. Stuff I write about my family. [postsincategory#27] Work, work, and more work<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] It\u2019s is what\u2019ll kill us eventually, so why not devote most of our lives to it? \u201cAll the live-long day! Just to pass the time awaaay!\u201d [postsincategory#16] Celebrity Dreams, or NIGHTMARES?
<\/strong> [Read all posts in this category] I often have dreams about famous people. A mysterious quirk of my mind, something I wish I could turn off, but\u2013God help me\u2013I know not how. If I could, I\u2019d sooner trade this *gift* in for ANYTHING else like, say, getting a migraine once a month. Or having a boil implanted onto my ass. *sigh* I should get a job at an entertainment mag and post all my dreams there. [postsincategory#19] Men & other foolish things<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] All my exes are banished to Texas. Well, not really. But no one has my heart right now. These posts are about the men that did capture it, or tried to, once. [postsincategory#15] Another Saturday Night and I Aint Got Nobody<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] On where I\u2019d whine about being a singleton and feel all alone. \u201cHow depressing,\u201d you say! Don\u2019t worry, these bouts usually don\u2019t last long. Besides, it usually was more a case of horniness than loneliness. [postsincategory#3] Dating Again, or Now Ive Gone Completely Mad<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] In which I go from loneliness to busy-ness in no time flat, entries ripe with lust, laughter and being left out in the cold. [postsincategory#4] I Enjoy Being a Girl<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Who needs enemies when you\u2019ve got friends like Mother Nature? I love\u2026having boobs but curse the day the bra was invented\u2026sporting a girlish figure and then watching it all go to hell after consuming too many Wavy Lays (who can eat just one?)\u2026and bleeding like a stuck pig and turning into a psycho bitchfreak for 7 days a month. Not! As if Aunt Flo\u2019s visits ALONE weren\u2019t horrific enough, to top it all off, the boyfriend calls it \u2018blowjob week\u2019. Ugh. I\u2019m bloated. Get the fuck away from me. And other assorted womanly wonders. [postsincategory#9] My new single life<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] No longer horny or lonely, my new fascination with success and running things my way including my own business keeps me from wanting much else. [postsincategory#10] World Wide Wack<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] If you build it, will they come? They built it. I came. I wrote about it. And left. In some cases I go back, others I wished I hadn\u2019t seen it the first time.[postsincategory#17] Hollywood Hotties, Heroes & Has-beens<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] When it comes to media coverage of celebrities and their lifestyles & gossip, politics, etc., I\u2019m all over it. it\u2019s like a car accident, I can\u2019t help but watch. I\u2019m sure it\u2019s an obsession, though I could give like, 2 shits about these people. I\u2019m not a fan. [postsincategory#8] Hence the name \u201cidiot box\u201d<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] People think I\u2019m snobby about TV, including my sister and mom. And I am. For the most part. If there is stuff on TV that is annoying or horrible, you can be sure that I\u2019ve written about it. Which is way more fun than watching the TV. I\u2019ve even complained about shows I haven\u2019t seen, because\u2013as a TV snob\u2013That\u2019s how I roll. [postsincategory#6] Holiday Hell<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Family Thanksgivings \u2019round the table, 4th of July frolicks in the outdoors, whatever. Merriment or misery, it\u2019s recalled here. The important thing is the meaning behind the OCCASION, not the fact that we\u2019re out of liquor or nobody bought you anything that fits your fat ass, right? [postsincategory#7] Jokes & Random Shit<\/strong>
\n[Read all posts in this category] Just as the name implies<\/p>\n