{"id":329827,"date":"2011-10-03T03:51:44","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T03:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ZOMG"},"modified":"2011-10-03T03:51:44","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T03:51:44","slug":"zomg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=329827","title":{"rendered":"ZOMG!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n        \n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-iPf6jxAh6iU\/Tokv8wHIjmI\/AAAAAAAADqE\/eUFxyj6BEps\/s0\/macarrao.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ZOMG!  Ya know about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=s2eHOxHi0LY\">Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a> right?  And the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OrRlSk4mJL4\">Hot dog monster!!!<\/a>? Well, what do you get when they MATE? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s the Spaghetti Hot Dog monster!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Originally shared by Sara Ataie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now this is a <strong>CREA+IVE<\/strong> way to feed people!<\/p>\n\n      ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>        ZOMG!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":329834,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bobbi-jo-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329827\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/329834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}