{"id":331153,"date":"2011-09-05T19:20:26","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T19:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/I-thought-Id-seen-everything"},"modified":"2011-09-05T19:20:26","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T19:20:26","slug":"i-thought-id-seen-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=331153","title":{"rendered":"I thought I&#8217;d seen everything&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n        \n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought I&#8217;d seen everything&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Is your computer \u201cmale\u201d or \u201cfemale\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Open Notepad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Type the following line in notepad:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CreateObject(&#8220;SAPI.SpVoice&#8221;).Speak&#8221;I love you&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs in any location<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Run the file by double clicking on it&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(comment on your result &#8211; listen to it and figure it out!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">via Lindsey Annison &#038; Ryan Zeigler \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n      ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>        I thought I&#8217;d seen everything&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bobbi-jo-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=331153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=331153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=331153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=331153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}