{"id":331748,"date":"2011-08-26T20:23:10","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T20:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/I-can-totally-relate-to-this"},"modified":"2011-08-26T20:23:10","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T20:23:10","slug":"i-can-totally-relate-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=331748","title":{"rendered":"I can totally relate to this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n        \n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I can totally relate to this&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Wait, where&#8217;s Spybot? The program I told you to leave on there?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I uninstalled that. It was messing up my computer. It wouldn&#8217;t let me play any of my games.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But at least you have this fake scanner. Yes, it was Spybot. Not the programs that I told you would cause the exact problems we&#8217;re looking at right now, you impossible dipsh&#8211;&#8220;Wait, where&#8217;s the antivirus?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Oh, I got rid of that, too. My cousin was downloading music, and it wasn&#8217;t letting him open the files, so we had to get rid of it.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Sure, sure. Now, this is going to seem like an odd request, but for this next step, I&#8217;m going to need you to take out your dick, and lay it on your laptop&#8217;s keyboard.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Originally shared by Florian \u201cBabar\u201d Rohrweck<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttp:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/6-reasons-guy-whos-fixing-your-computer-hates-you\/#ixzz1W8xQyMtS<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n\n      ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>        I can totally relate to this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bobbi-jo-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=331748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=331748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=331748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=331748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}