{"id":333866,"date":"2011-07-14T00:26:50","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T00:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/I-dream-in-HTML-so-this-made-me-totally-LOL-my-head-off"},"modified":"2011-07-14T00:26:50","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T00:26:50","slug":"i-dream-in-html-so-this-made-me-totally-lol-my-head-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=333866","title":{"rendered":"I dream in HTML&#8230; so this made me totally LOL my head off."},"content":{"rendered":"\n        \n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I dream in HTML&#8230; so this made me totally LOL my head off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Originally shared by Donna Winter<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Filed Under #ColleaguesFromHell<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just got an e-mail from one of our programmers, which was the second programmer this week to send a similar mail. Two days&#8217; notice that they were taking the following weeks off for vacation even though they have major projects previously scheduled during that time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My immediate reaction was to reply in a way I thought maybe they&#8217;d understand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><title>vacation planning for geeks &#8230;or lack thereof<\/title><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><meta name=\"description\" content=\"how to give your employers the worst possible notice of time off when you don\u2019t need it because you don\u2019t have a life\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><meta name=\"keywords\" content=\"fucktards, programmingWIN, i like to wear women\u2019s underwear while playing World of Warcraft, mayonnaise\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><meta name=\"robots\" content=\"please, send us a robot because they would be easier to manage than programmers\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*disclaimer: Programmers reading this: don&#8217;t hate me, hate the fact that I have no ability to control my knee jerk reactions.<\/p>\n\n      ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>        I dream in HTML&#8230; so this made me totally LOL my head off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bobbi-jo-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}