{"id":334665,"date":"2006-06-21T22:05:50","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T22:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=334665"},"modified":"2006-06-21T22:05:50","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T22:05:50","slug":"kiss-my-sass-dating-again-or-now-ive-gone-completely-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=334665","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Dating Again or Now Ive Gone Completely Mad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Saturday, April 20th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who may be considering returning to the single life\u2026Dating &#8211; Its Causes and Cures<br \/>\nDating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion. Most dating results from lingering guilt about masturbation. Of course, no one has any religious or ethical guilt about masturbation any more. But people DO [\u2026]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, September 18th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>As of last Thursday me &amp; my\u00a0honey have been together for two months. I was so busy I didn\u2019t have time to post this, then. You\u2019re sleeping on my couch and it\u2019s raining outside, as I sit this morning and write this to you.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t really write a lot of letters, so this is kind of awkward.\u00a0 [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday, April 20th, 2002 For those of you who may be considering returning to the single life\u2026Dating &#8211; Its Causes and Cures Dating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion. Most dating results from lingering guilt about masturbation. Of course, no one has any religious or ethical guilt about masturbation &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=334665\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Dating Again or Now Ive Gone Completely Mad&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}