Monday, April 22nd, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n
\u2026of Communication Between Men \u00a0 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it\u2019s master<\/p>\n
b. The moment Angelina [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
This morning I lie dreaming that I held a\u00a0studly and well-ripped\u00a0superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang. It was 7:45. It was a bill collector. I couldn\u2019t go back to sleep. Bitch.<\/p>\n
When I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know just what was [\u2026]<\/p>\n
Tuesday, August 14th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n
I\u2019ve got to know!! Yesterday mine thought it was cute to pee on my foot while we were in the shower. Then he had the nerve to say \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve noticed lately you aren\u2019t as bitchy as you used to be, like, in bed.\u201d WHAT??! Anyone can top this? Tell me about it\u2026use the\u00a0Comment box below.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve got to run\u2026housecleaning [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Monday, April 22nd, 2002 \u2026of Communication Between Men \u00a0 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog … <\/p>\n